A fat bald Eastern European guy who thinks he's gangsta. Walks around in a stolen grey blazer and a brief case but refuses to show the contents within the case. Says he's a big shot in a big corporation that sells lawyers (I know, wtf, right?) but everyone knows he sucks dick for a living. Thinks he's a playboy by adding random girls on Facebook and asking them to like his pictures, then sends them creepy messages and pictures of his tiny knob. Tells everyone he's Russian but he's as Russian as a Cuban cigar...Anyone called Bista is known for their incredibly small, pathetic, useless cock.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!