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A creature driven by alcohol and marijuana. Usually found dwelling in dark rooms, with loud music (typically thrash metal) and a bottle of Asda smart price cider. Bishnoos have a distinguishable appearance, including facial hair, black clothing and a ruck-sack of Excelsior.
Ollie: Where's all the booze gone?
Yaz: Bishnoo
Bishnoo by daddycooll April 18, 2010
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Bishoony 

Adverb : Who possesses Bishooni-like qualifications, most likely awesomeness.
Bishooni : I'm Bishoony, cuz i'm Bishooni.

God : Yea. Am I Bishoony too ?

Bishooni : STFU God.
Bishoony by Bishooni September 23, 2010
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A term that, if you want to swear, but your mother or someone like that is around, makes an excellent substitute for the word "Bitch."
Guy: "Man, fuck this shit,"

Little Sissy: "Hey bishnob, my mother is around, don't swear,"

Guy: "Dafuq is a bishnob?"

Sissy: "I need substitutes don't I?"
bishnob by FAPFAPFAP69FAPFAPFAP November 14, 2013

bushnook 

Noun

•an unkept vagina
•demonic spirit, friend of the Babadook

•a lesbian book club
•the future's most awesome band
The bushnook is at Leslie's house next week. Have you seen the bushnook on her bushnook? I hear she sings in Bushnook now.
bushnook by American Pudding January 20, 2018
its like to have a big dick , but not. LEL
you bishoor.
bishoor by Nøice February 27, 2018
It means 9 rules by Jambheshwar Bhagwan (Jambhoji)
It is a Cast like Max Bishnoi and Soddy Bishnoi
Bishnoi by Max Bishnoi November 23, 2021

bishnoff 

slur version of my exes name, bobby. he is a fisherman, hence the "bish" part. replace the "f" in fish with a "b".
"YOU STUPID BISHNOFF!"

*slaps*
bishnoff by mareyn October 5, 2025
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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