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Biscuitus 

Adj. Describing something that inflates awkwardly from its midsection similar to when you open a roll of biscuits.
That man is so biscuitus! He must way 500 lbs!
Biscuitus by Mr.Funny.727 February 6, 2012
Words you can keep

vajoozle biscuit 

The place where your perineum is located specifically on a female.
Your peroneal nerve is not in your vajoozle biscuit, it's in your knee.

ace biscuits 

A new way to say something is really great. (via Mr James May)
How do you like my new shirt?

It's really great! Ace Biscuits!
ace biscuits by VintageB May 24, 2016

Biscuit Slamming 

The act of packing a can of raw biscuits up your lovers rectum with a broom handle, allowing them to marinate a few days, shitting them back out, then bake and enjoy!
Steven and Rob are having another of their famousBiscuit Slamming” parties, and word is there will be some cream filled! Woot!

Drop The Biscuit 

Biscuit is is a slang for a gun

and by droping the Biscuit you put or drop your gun down.
In Eminem"s song Guity Conscience ft dr.dre

dr.dre tries to stop the character"Eddie" from robing a liquor store he goes:

"Man don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it (You're right!)
Not over this shit, drop the biscuit (I will!)"
Drop The Biscuit by Doc.Q May 8, 2014

Trailer Biscuit 

High mileage wild chicks you take home from a bar after a night of drinking for a casual no strings hookup. Some might even appear to be fresh from the trailer park.
Johnny went out drinking last night and ended up bringing some trailer biscuit home. She clawed up his back real bad, but he said it was the wildest night of his life.
Trailer Biscuit by JLow98 August 17, 2020

ski biscuit

When you are skiing and crap you pants cause you cannot stop to take a shit.
Jay: Awwww man i just made a ski biscuit in my pants cause we are so far away from the lodge.
Tyler: Don't worry about that man i made a ski biscuit after lunch.
Jay: Its 4 o'clock, lunch was at noon
Tyler: Yeap
ski biscuit by Jaehoal Jones July 24, 2012
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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