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Happy Birthday, Donnie!
Happy Birthday, Donnie! — My heartfelt greetings to The Non-Teflon Don, The Orange Man, 222, The Foundling Father, Dope 45, the man, the myth, and the legend, Donald J. Trump.
Born on June 14th 1946, Trump is a strong textbook Gemini ♊️ who proves this often by speaking out of both sides of his mouth; and, taking “both sides, both sides” of every argument. Trump has a verbal tick of saying things twice for emphasis like Jimmy “Two Times” the character from Good Fellows.
He even fashions his carriage after his ideas about mob bosses; and, like every mob boss before him he is destined to get tripped up on paperwork and not by the actual crimes he has committed.
I know just what he wants for a 2023 birthday present! HE WANTS A BLANKET PARDON FOR ALL OF THE CRIMES HE HAS COMMITTED AND WILL ULTIMATELY BE CONVICTED OF because even John Gotti didn’t beat every charge against him.
Will he get a pardon, ultimately? To quote Dolt 45, “We’ll see, we’ll see”.
Maybe I should add “Donnie ‘ Two Times’” to his growing list of sobriquets as my poetic birthday present to him.
So be it!!!!!! Happy Birthday “Donnie ‘Two Times’l
Born on June 14th 1946, Trump is a strong textbook Gemini ♊️ who proves this often by speaking out of both sides of his mouth; and, taking “both sides, both sides” of every argument. Trump has a verbal tick of saying things twice for emphasis like Jimmy “Two Times” the character from Good Fellows.
He even fashions his carriage after his ideas about mob bosses; and, like every mob boss before him he is destined to get tripped up on paperwork and not by the actual crimes he has committed.
I know just what he wants for a 2023 birthday present! HE WANTS A BLANKET PARDON FOR ALL OF THE CRIMES HE HAS COMMITTED AND WILL ULTIMATELY BE CONVICTED OF because even John Gotti didn’t beat every charge against him.
Will he get a pardon, ultimately? To quote Dolt 45, “We’ll see, we’ll see”.
Maybe I should add “Donnie ‘ Two Times’” to his growing list of sobriquets as my poetic birthday present to him.
So be it!!!!!! Happy Birthday “Donnie ‘Two Times’l
Happy Birthday, Donnie! by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 14, 2023
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Happy Birthday Song
A cheerful and celebratory song, which may be performed (or played) for friends and family members on their birthdays.
1. Every single day, a special "Happy Birthday Song" is sung to many friends and family-members.
2. "Happy Birthday Song" is possibly the most popular traditional song in the world.
2. "Happy Birthday Song" is possibly the most popular traditional song in the world.
Happy Birthday Song by Chad-Syphrett August 6, 2012
Birthday Time
Noun. Everybody knows their birthday, but there is exists an event called Birthday Time (coined by Ryan Nguyen).
This event occurs twice a day, everyday and is unique to each person's birthday, i.e. 2:16 am is Ryan's birthday time because he was born on the 16th of February.
You celebrate somebody's birthday time by shouting "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIME!" and singing the following Birthday Time Haiku (written by Ryan Nguyen):
Be really happy
Because it is your birthday
But just one minute
Birthday times are especially special when it turns someone's birthday time on their actual birthday day. In these cases, you should sing the birthday time haiku with extra enthusiasm and make sure to remind the recipient that this moment only occurs twice a year to make them feel even more special.
Remember, you only have one minute.
This event occurs twice a day, everyday and is unique to each person's birthday, i.e. 2:16 am is Ryan's birthday time because he was born on the 16th of February.
You celebrate somebody's birthday time by shouting "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIME!" and singing the following Birthday Time Haiku (written by Ryan Nguyen):
Be really happy
Because it is your birthday
But just one minute
Birthday times are especially special when it turns someone's birthday time on their actual birthday day. In these cases, you should sing the birthday time haiku with extra enthusiasm and make sure to remind the recipient that this moment only occurs twice a year to make them feel even more special.
Remember, you only have one minute.
Example 1:
Ryan: "Damn, I should get to bed, its already past my birthday time and I have 8 am class tomorrow..."
Person: "Meh, you've still got time. At least its not pi time yet."
Example 2:
Ryan: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIIIME!!!"
Person: "what the fu--?"
Ryan: "Be really happy! Because it is your birthday! BUT JUST ONE MINUTE!! yaaay :D"
Person: "Thanks?"
Ryan: "Damn, I should get to bed, its already past my birthday time and I have 8 am class tomorrow..."
Person: "Meh, you've still got time. At least its not pi time yet."
Example 2:
Ryan: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIIIME!!!"
Person: "what the fu--?"
Ryan: "Be really happy! Because it is your birthday! BUT JUST ONE MINUTE!! yaaay :D"
Person: "Thanks?"
Birthday Time by rynguy December 28, 2012
gay birthday
The day one come's out of the closet. A celebrated occasion as it marks the date that one truly starts living.
Friend 1: Why is Sam parading around saying it's their birthday? I thought that was in August...
Friend 2: Naw, four years ago today is when Sam was gay born. It's their gay birthday.
Friend 2: Naw, four years ago today is when Sam was gay born. It's their gay birthday.
gay birthday by p.spice May 11, 2016
september 24 birthday
People with birthdays on September 24 are bad bitches and don’t care what anyone think. They are also super cool and nice and easy to be friends with. And don’t forget, they will always be there for anyone
september 24 birthday by Bad b🤧 October 16, 2019
Birthday'd
A prank involving someone being on a friend's Facebook account (either by knowing the password or by the victim leaving their account signed in) changing the birthday of the victim to the next or same day. The consequence being that the victim will be bombarded with many birthday messages on a day that is not their birthday. Performing this several times in one week will yield the best results.
Birthday'd by Trucky Cheese November 12, 2010
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