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Birthday Cock 

The act of recieveing a cock as a gift on one's birthday.
My birthday was awesome, I got a Birthday Cock from Alex all tied up in a bow.
Birthday Cock by Helpful_Vaporeon November 29, 2017

Birthday Cock 

Something a female figure (i.e Mother,Sister, Step-Sister, Lesbian Friend, and or Wife/Girlfriend) give a male figure for their birthday. It is an act of sucking the "cock" aka the Penis on their birthday. And since its the male figures birthday, they get to have their way with the female figure (i.e rough and tough)
Hey Sally it's Jareds birthday!

Oh does that mean I have to do Birthday Cock?

Oh yes, yes, yes. And its going to be fun.
Birthday Cock by SovietMcDonalds November 25, 2018

chocolate birthday cock 

the act of eating and swallowing another human's feces, throwing it back up on their penis, then sucking their penis until they ejaculate.
i hooked that nasty walrus of a woman up with some chocolate birthday cock
chocolate birthday cock by mrs. p January 14, 2009

Big birthday cock 

A cock that is big basically because it's the person's birthday.
Omg let me see that big birthday cock, it's your special day after all!

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026