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Bitterballen 

i) a Dutch treat served in pubs in Amsterdam, or

ii) synonym for 'awesome'
That party last night was ballin... almost Bitterballen!
Bitterballen by nymbg December 3, 2009

Bitterballenjoost 

Het gevoel van intense innerlijke pijn waardoor je weer moet denken aan alles wat fout is gegaan in je leven en je je afvraagt wat het zin is van je bestaan. Om hierna tot de conclusie te komen dat niks meer zin heeft.
Je kent het wel, je stoot je glas drinken om en bent meteen bitterballenjoost
Bitterballenjoost by #420BlazeKing February 23, 2019

Bitterball 

"Bouncing" the Bitterball is to repeatedly email or text a friend, complaining about a recent breakup or betrayal. It usually involves "defriending" and painful details of cruel or hateful acts on the part of the "other half" of the breakup.
Sorry for bouncing the Bitterball at you again - but she just defriended me on FB and dumped more of my stuff on the front lawn! Can she hate me any MORE?
Bitterball by Syntaxpolice July 18, 2012

Bitterballen 

Sex with someone you don't like but have stong physical attraction to
Man, she is just a terrible person, but has a slamming body, so I keep bitterballen
Bitterballen by Bitterballen1 September 12, 2020

butternality 

A hot chick with no personality.
I met someone out last week -- she is hot, butternality (but her personality) sucks.
butternality by katega October 16, 2007

barterballing 

the action of trading testicles with another man to increase/decrease size or increase/decrease amount of semen produced
Sam and I were barterballing yesterday and my stitches from the operation are still sore.
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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