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Birte

Birtes are one of a kind. A Birte never fails to make you laugh. Whether it is getting drunk for no reason or eating until you are about to throw up, hanging with Birte is always fun. She drinks beer through a funnel in no time and is never ever hungover. But beware if she eats too many sour cords. Birte will share your love for cinnamon rolls and Franzbrötchen and is always down for whatever (if it includes alcohol). Birte loves dogs, especially Feinis. She is also very smart and always has 1.0. Her only weaknesses are Entre and Feet.

Birte is the best friend you could have!
Birte is very good at twerking!
Birte would always prefer beer over people!
Birte and Nelli are the duo you never knew you needed!

by piepse November 22, 2021