Birney 

A Birney is a very quiet person who likes to use words such as ya, idk, ok, sure, maybe, and sorry. He likes to lax it up with his friends in his free time and enjoys dressing in superb style for the ladies with always fresh nike outfits. He likes to tell jokes with his friends and be the center of attention but when he is around people he is not comfortable with he is the most shy kid there is. A birney usually has a large package but is to scared to show people. A birney loves to party hard on weekends and throw wild parties.

Look at his shoes!! what a birney

Birney by Nike shoes.com December 7, 2010

Birney 

A total savage who rocks and rolls

That Birney kid a total savage!

Birney by GREEN THUNDERBIRD January 30, 2018

birney big boobs 

a young nose picking horse shit eating drumnakilly hanlin. birney likes nothing more that to get to get nudged in his cadbury canal by grainnes finger

saturday night outside tingles

birney big boobs by grainne o donnell December 2, 2003

birney big boobs 

a young nose picking horse shit eating drumnakilly hanlin. birney likes nothing more that to get to get nudged in his cadbury canal by grainnes finger

saturday night outdie tingles

birney big boobs by grainne o donnell December 2, 2003

Barney Calhoun 

The bad-ass security guard in Half Life 1 & 2. Barney Calhoun is the playable character in Half-Life: Blue Shift, and a major character in Half-Life 2 as well as Episode One. Michael Shapiro provided Barney's voice in the games of the Half-Life series. Scott Lynch, Valve Software's Chief Operating Officer, lent his face to the game for use in-game as Barney in Half-Life 2.

In Half-Life: Blue Shift, the playable Barney progresses through Black Mesa to escape the events of the resonance cascade, and is able to do so, in contrast to Gordon Freeman and Adrian Shephard, who are held in stasis. In Half-Life 2, Barney works as a mole for the Lambda Resistance in the Combine Civil Protection Forces. He provides the player information in the first chapter, leading him to Kleiner and Vance, and in the third chapter provides the player with his crowbar. The fact that Barney owes Gordon Freeman a beer is a running gag in the series.

Very stealthy. Name/word often used to describe a way of attacking an antagonist in a cool & stealthy way.

Barney Calhoun owes Gordon Freeman a beer.

Barney Calhoun owes ME a beer.

I Barney Calhouned that guy then I was declared hero in my city.

Barney Calhoun by I Love Mr PhD July 9, 2010

Bifney 

A Bifney is a human-like creature that lives in typical human households. You can often find wild Bifney’s underneath beds or inside closets. They may be seen as cute and innocent, but beware! It will bite your face off.

Girl 1: “Oh, look! It’s a wild Bifney!”
Girl 2: “I’ve heard wild Bifney’s can be dangerous.”

Bifney by totallynotstella November 28, 2021

auto erotic barneyfication 

Auto Erotic Barneyfication is a sexual gratification term that arose out of the underground sex party scene in Berlin, Germany in the late 1990s. It involves (generally) men who like to dress up as Barney the purple Dinosaur & engage in sexual intercourse or other related acts with one or more partners while growling like a T-Rex.

I met this guy at the Halloween Party dressed as Barney the Dinosaur & thought it was a cute costume .. until I walked into the unlocked bathroom & he had both my cousins on their knees in front of him performing BJs. It transpires this dude is a practitioner of Auto Erotic Barneyfication

auto erotic barneyfication by DinoLarry July 26, 2010