Briney 

To be very mad, similar to the word "salty" only a step madder

Lol u briney? This guy got cheesed and he was so briney. Huk was so briney at MLG when he lost

Briney by legoatsnarfer August 21, 2012

Briney 

Brine is salt water.
Having a briney is "to cry" or shed tears.
More loosely it can be complaining in a 'feel sorry for yourself' kind of way.

"I couldn't see her this weekend so she was having a huge briney over the phone at me!"

Briney by zpaghead November 2, 2005

Briney 

A girl who smells like fish or a man who smells like...well..fish.

I was hangin with Keisha and she told me when she went down on Hugh, he was right briney.

Briney by iadyscorpian July 29, 2003

Briney 

The crackling or scratchy sounds made by an old vinyl record

Morrison's voice sounds good and briney on that old record player

Briney by Wicksw June 22, 2017

Briney 

When you are both salty and wet.

She didn't get her way in bed, but she still enjoyed it. You could say she was briney.

Briney by feensandcoolbeans August 21, 2021

christopher briney

the hottest man alive, the boy who I scream all taylor swift songs for

christopher briney is hot as fuck

christopher briney by imreadingsouthup July 12, 2022

Brine choney 

When your girl or mail order bride will only perform oral sex on you by spitting a mouth full of saltwater while your underwear are still on.

Hey bro I heard your wife gives a good brine choney?

Only if you're married to her.

Brine choney by Ranchgirls May 3, 2020