Bifney

A Bifney is a human-like creature that lives in typical human households. You can often find wild Bifney’s underneath beds or inside closets. They may be seen as cute and innocent, but beware! It will bite your face off.

Girl 1: “Oh, look! It’s a wild Bifney!”
Girl 2: “I’ve heard wild Bifney’s can be dangerous.”

by totallynotstella November 28, 2021

Bifey

A Bifey is a term of affection for your one true soulmate. Bifey is also used under Barriage (Please see definition: Barriage). Bifey’s show love by cuddling, kanoodling, playing adult games, laughing, emotionally healthy with their feelings, excellent communication, go to movies, and in general make their significant other very happy and feel that you are the ONLY person for her. A Bifey is special because it is not a “babe”, “baby” or “boo” it is one specific person that is completely unique and precious in your life. Bifey’s are your best friend and soulmates.

Bifey is short for Bondage Wifey & the better half of a Bifey is a Bubby (or a Bifey). A Bubby which is short for Bondage Hubby.

The “Equation” of Bubby & Bifey is the following:
Bifey <Gender Identifies As Female>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Wifey-W=ifey)= Bifey
&
Bubby <Gender Identifies As Male>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Hubby-H =ubby)=Bubby

Barriage is important term to use if you have been divorced at least once and you feel that marriage equals divorce. So an alternative to a Marriage is a Barriage, if you choose a “Barriage Matrimony” then there is NO Divorce options available in a Bondage Matrimony Or Barriage Ceremony.

Marriage = Divorce & in Bondage... Well there is NO Divorce...

The “Equation” of Barriage is the following:
(Bondage - ondage = B) + (Marriage - M = arriage) = Barriage

(Please see definitions posted by Bifey’s Voice for the following term & definitions for: Barriage, Bubby and Bifey)

Bubby and Bifey are Bondage Partners for life!

and

Bubby’s and Bifey’s Barriage was a little over 3 years ago on November 28th 2015.

by Bifey’s Voice May 26, 2019

bianey

gorgeous, smart, independent, attractive, envied by all women, successful in everything she does, she's the boss, friendly, strong-tempered, firm decision maker, unique. the best friend that you will ever have. the she will always give you good advice. the beast girlfriend you will ever have.

that girl is such a bianey

by niabye July 11, 2010

Befney

A bad spelling of Bifney; a less superior Bifney

“Bifney! You’ve been a bad Bifney so you are now a Befney.”

by totallynotstella December 13, 2021

Bisney

Another name for Disney, cuz they all about bizness.

Bisney, do I own that yet?

by EarsListeningEyesOpen November 12, 2019

Birney

A Birney is a very quiet person who likes to use words such as ya, idk, ok, sure, maybe, and sorry. He likes to lax it up with his friends in his free time and enjoys dressing in superb style for the ladies with always fresh nike outfits. He likes to tell jokes with his friends and be the center of attention but when he is around people he is not comfortable with he is the most shy kid there is. A birney usually has a large package but is to scared to show people. A birney loves to party hard on weekends and throw wild parties.

Look at his shoes!! what a birney

by Nike shoes.com December 7, 2010

Bifner

When a male receives a boner that does not all the way erect, or when coming down from an erection and is currently right in the middle stage of completely coming down from the that erection. Better understood to be a "soft boner."

Mike: Hey did you see that chick?
Aaron: yeah I did, shes ok I would give her a 5 out of 10.
Mike: She's good enough to give me a bifner I suppose.

by Vessey December 7, 2009