Once a bird bursts, it becomes a birdst. They immediately link into the closest conscious being’s brain and gives them random thoughts until they drink tea
When a dirty girl from Robbinsdale wants to stick her thumb up your ass and then wants to smell her thumb.
Guy 1 That girl Sarah wanted to give me a Birdtown butt plug last night.
Guy 2 She looks like someone who would try that. So you do it then?
Guy 1 No doubts, had to try it.
Guy 2 Bong!!!!
The tension felt in the few seconds after launching a bird in Angry Birds where you don't know if the birdwill connect with a precise spot on a target to get you 3 stars in a specific level. Most of the time Angry Birds anxiety is followed by an immense feeling of frustration.
Yo, man!! Why are you tensing up every time you tap your iphone screen??
Playin' Angry Birds man. Got a bit of Angry Birds anxiety goin'... can't get the 3 stars in this level!!
A known Youtuber and electropop singer/songwriter, better known for his addiction to Boones Farm wine & for being (as far as most people are concerned) the only person on the planet who is from Arkansas.
Person 1: Have you listened to Joseph Birdsong's new CD?
Person 2: Yeah. Did you know that if you play it backwards, the only words in every song are Boones Farm and Doritos?