birdstrike

A dangerous situation caused by a sudden, random, unexpected occurrence. Used particularly where a successful outcome depends on great courage and presence of mind by the individual in jeopardy.

I was at this party with this other girl when my girlfriend unexpectedly showed up. It was a total birdstrike, but I managed to slip out the back door before she caught me.

birdstrike by jayshep January 16, 2009

Double Bird Strike 

When having intercourse with a female, doggie style, the male flaps his arms, caws vigorously in a bird-like fashion, proceeds to break hand flap and deliver single hand strike to right buttock, followed by equivocal strike to left buttock. Upon completion, male disengages, announcing "DOUBLE BIRD STRIKE!" Shortly thereafter, male climaxes upon the female's posterior, exclaiming "SPLASH DOWN."

"Dude, I double bird struck the shit out of that chick..."

Double Bird Strike

Double Bird Strike by doublebirdstrike1 January 23, 2009

double bird strike 

Aviation term for when a bird flies into two engines of a jet plane, or else, when two birds fly into one engine.

Passengers landed safely on the Hudson on January 15, 2009, despite the fact that there was a double bird strike on the airplane

double bird strike by Judge Learned Hand February 26, 2009