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bored bird 

A person has nothing to do jus try’s to get you mad and get lots of attention and who’s mostly a girl.
Why are u being sick a bored bird ?
bored bird by Jcool456 June 29, 2018

Birdboxed 

When a casual decision ends in disaster
We decided to watch a movie, but it turned out to be a rehash of "The Happening." We got birdboxed so hard.

We thought it would be a good idea to go to the bar, but we totally got birdboxed when it turned out to be beer pong night...

We thought it would be a good idea to go to Chick Fil A but when we arrived, we forgot it was a Sunday. Birdboxed yet again....
Birdboxed by notinventedhere January 4, 2019

Birdboxed 

When you walk into something because you couldn't see it. Example - Stubbing your toe in the middle of the night, or being blindly hit with something.
I have a black eye from being birdboxed by the softball.

I bed post birdboxed me last night and broke my toe.
Birdboxed by Phomey January 4, 2019

Birdboxed 

When you're giving a man a blowjob and he nuts over your face covering your eyes. you then have to blindly try and find a towel.
Last night I was blowing my boyfriend and he birdboxed me
Birdboxed by DarlingTatorTot January 6, 2019

birdboxed 

Getting a handy while blindfolded...turns out the dude was blind....turns out it was a dude.
“Oh fuck that feels great. Do you use lotion on your hands?”

*opens eyes*

*OH FUCK GREG NOT AGAIN! Get the walkin’ cane and bounce the fuck out of my room. You just BirdBoxed me you sly son of a gun”
birdboxed by gudy robert January 4, 2019
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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