Birdboxed 

When a casual decision ends in disaster

We decided to watch a movie, but it turned out to be a rehash of "The Happening." We got birdboxed so hard.

We thought it would be a good idea to go to the bar, but we totally got birdboxed when it turned out to be beer pong night...

We thought it would be a good idea to go to Chick Fil A but when we arrived, we forgot it was a Sunday. Birdboxed yet again....

Birdboxed by notinventedhere January 4, 2019

Birdboxed 

When you walk into something because you couldn't see it. Example - Stubbing your toe in the middle of the night, or being blindly hit with something.

I have a black eye from being birdboxed by the softball.

I bed post birdboxed me last night and broke my toe.

Birdboxed by Phomey January 4, 2019

Birdboxed 

When you're giving a man a blowjob and he nuts over your face covering your eyes. you then have to blindly try and find a towel.

Last night I was blowing my boyfriend and he birdboxed me

Birdboxed by DarlingTatorTot January 6, 2019

birdboxed 

Getting a handy while blindfolded...turns out the dude was blind....turns out it was a dude.

“Oh fuck that feels great. Do you use lotion on your hands?”

*opens eyes*

*OH FUCK GREG NOT AGAIN! Get the walkin’ cane and bounce the fuck out of my room. You just BirdBoxed me you sly son of a gun”

birdboxed by gudy robert January 4, 2019

Birdbox 

Intentionally ignoring an issue so that it does not need to be dealt with. It is used as a verb.

This technique is often used by management or politicians so that they can justify not solving an issue. It is also a common technique while procrastinating.

The term stems from the movie Bird Box where everyone avoids looking at “beings” that move around outside. When they finally look at these “beings” they can’t help but reckon with what they are seeing and they end up killing themselves.

I didn’t realize how bad the mold was in my basement until I stopped birdboxing it.

Trump birdboxes climate change so that he can justify withdrawing from the Paris Climate Agreement.

Birdbox by Argo91 February 22, 2019

birdbox it

blindfolding yourself to walk through a room where sex is being had. Can be used to circumvent a sexile

(on the phone)
Dude: Hey man, I might be a little late this morning. My roommate's, uh, fucking in the living room and I don't wanna walk through that.
Boss: You got a scarf? Birdbox it.

birdbox it by Dirtyducky May 31, 2020

birdboxing 

The act of whitewater rowing class VI rapids blindfolded inside a shitty aluminum boat.

"This may sound counterintuitive, but our only hope for survival is birdboxing this river."

"Bro, it would be sick if we birdboxed Big Mama!"

birdboxing by Dr. Walter Fanchy December 30, 2018