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A selfish spoiled prick that works for nothing in their life.
: Man Josh is so annoying why does he think everything is about him?

:yeah dude hes such a binkser.
Binkser by definition_anon May 7, 2025
Words you can keep
a binker is a person who is annoying, loud mouthed, and smells pretty bad. If you’re a binker i suggest taking a shower.
Maddog stop being a binker
Binker by Orangebop1 February 25, 2023
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bonksercise 

being physically exercised by a ssgt to the point of death. usually in boots and utes and when survived resulting in extreme pain and discomfort. pain is usually long enough to ruin your weekend.
oh man, i got bonksercised today at the gym.
bonksercise by horschel April 1, 2009

Baby Binker 

A kid usually between the ages of 10-13 that is seriously annoying or clueless/oblivious to almost everything. A Baby Binker will try to act extremely older than they actually are.
13 y.o girl: I think it's about time I settle down into a serious relationship don't you think?
Older Sister: Absolutely not, you're a total Baby Binker!
Baby Binker by Tyty Shaw ; L.A.T August 26, 2012
a snivelling excuse for a human being, who often violates the mothers of the retarded and obese women. Can often be heard to be telling 'bankser stories'. these stories are often short, shit and lead to nothing. A bankser can be recognised usually by its poor grasp of the comeback, often trying to counter banter or abuse with the sayings 'twice' or 'good one'. A bankser possesses a warped grasp on reality, believing that the match sticks that support its feeble frame are indeed massive and the biggest legs anyone has ever seen.
your such a bankser!! twice??
Bankser by tastylicious December 11, 2010
A pretty person with an ugly personality.
See Mel? She’s such a binkern!
binkern by Pretty Piggy December 27, 2021
A word used to describe someone or something. It can gave a good or bad connotation (like naughty Santa).
Example of a good connotation:

Steven: "Jiminey Christmas David! You sure did a great job on your clogging performance you sly little binker!!"

David: "Thanks."

Bad connotation:

Philip: "I no can berieve you kiss my mudda Brhy!"

Bryce: "I got w rizz."

Philip: " I beat you up you sucky binkaa!!"
Binker by TriplePeaceKing May 22, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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