a snivelling excuse for a human being, who often violates the mothers of the retarded and
obese women. Can often be heard to be telling 'bankser stories'. these stories are often
short, shit and lead to nothing. A bankser can be recognised usually by its poor grasp of the comeback, often trying to counter banter or abuse with the sayings '
twice' or 'good
one'. A bankser possesses a warped grasp on reality, believing that the match sticks that support its feeble frame are indeed massive and the biggest legs anyone has ever seen.