Binkler

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A person who seemingly knows everything, but not the annoying kind. The binkler will usually only share their wisdom if it is sought from them.

Next time you and your flap are feelin' grummy, have a statt with Jon the binkler, he ain't no potato, why he's the cat's pajamas! He'll set you straighter'n a sod buster on a grey Sunday!

Binkler by Trashbags McGee October 10, 2017

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Binkler

A person who's wrong all of the time, can't seem to win any bets and can't even workout properly. This is true even when someone who is unbelievably amazing, super talented, dangerously handsome and ridiculously smart tells said person otherwise.

Olympic Athlete: Yo man your deadlift form is completely wack bro

Not Olympic Athlete: Im AlWayS RighT yOu'rE wrOnG

Olympic Athlete: You're going to hurt your self, quit being such a BINKLER!
Not Olympic Athlete: iM dA bEst at Da gAme aIn't nO onE bEtTer

Binkler by Brajatman July 10, 2018

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binkler

A complete retard and or idiot. Gets no action, has no friends, and definitely a small penis.

Champ is a complete binkler.

binkler by newyorkbby November 1, 2009

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Binker

a binker is a person who is annoying, loud mouthed, and smells pretty bad. If you’re a binker i suggest taking a shower.

Maddog stop being a binker

Binker by Orangebop1 February 25, 2023

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bonklers

adj. Loveably stupid.
n. pl. A trio of schoolmates in the television show "Azumanga Daioh", all of whom have very bad grades. (Japanese "bonkura" blockhead + pidgin-English "-zu")

30!! 31%!! 47%!! TOGETHER 103%!! TEAM BONKLERS WIN!!!"
"Why do you want to turn the :) smiley into an animated GIF? That's just bonklers.

bonklers by Menchi December 5, 2003

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Baby Binker

A kid usually between the ages of 10-13 that is seriously annoying or clueless/oblivious to almost everything. A Baby Binker will try to act extremely older than they actually are.

13 y.o girl: I think it's about time I settle down into a serious relationship don't you think?
Older Sister: Absolutely not, you're a total Baby Binker!

Baby Binker by Tyty Shaw ; L.A.T August 26, 2012

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The Bickler

The Shocker in it's perfect form.

The Bickler is when one boldly goes where few have gone before... in style.

To commit The Bickler, one must follow the general act of The Shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink), with one key factor added. One must enact The Shocker in the most awkward and inappropriate way, giving no notice to the recipient whatsoever.

Guy 1: "Dude, why did that girl run out of your room screaming last night?"

Guy 2: "I tried The Bickler and..."

Guy 1: "Say no more.

The Bickler by Neoterist March 20, 2012

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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