A person who seemingly knows everything, but not the annoying kind. The binkler will usually only share their wisdom if it is sought from them.
Next time you and your flap are feelin' grummy, have a statt with Jon the binkler, he ain't no potato, why he's the cat's pajamas! He'll set you straighter'n a sod buster on a grey Sunday!
by Trashbags McGee October 10, 2017
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Olympic Athlete: Yo man your deadlift form is completely wack bro
Not Olympic Athlete: Im AlWayS RighT yOu'rE wrOnG
Olympic Athlete: You're going to hurt your self, quit being such a BINKLER!
Not Olympic Athlete: iM dA bEst at Da gAme aIn't nO onE bEtTer
Not Olympic Athlete: Im AlWayS RighT yOu'rE wrOnG
Olympic Athlete: You're going to hurt your self, quit being such a BINKLER!
Not Olympic Athlete: iM dA bEst at Da gAme aIn't nO onE bEtTer
by Brajatman July 10, 2018
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by newyorkbby November 1, 2009
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n. pl. A trio of schoolmates in the television show "Azumanga Daioh", all of whom have very bad grades. (Japanese "bonkura" blockhead + pidgin-English "-zu")
n. pl. A trio of schoolmates in the television show "Azumanga Daioh", all of whom have very bad grades. (Japanese "bonkura" blockhead + pidgin-English "-zu")
30!! 31%!! 47%!! TOGETHER 103%!! TEAM BONKLERS WIN!!!"
"Why do you want to turn the :) smiley into an animated GIF? That's just bonklers.
"Why do you want to turn the :) smiley into an animated GIF? That's just bonklers.
by Menchi December 5, 2003
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13 y.o girl: I think it's about time I settle down into a serious relationship don't you think?
Older Sister: Absolutely not, you're a total Baby Binker!
Older Sister: Absolutely not, you're a total Baby Binker!
by Tyty Shaw ; L.A.T August 26, 2012
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The Bickler is when one boldly goes where few have gone before... in style.
To commit The Bickler, one must follow the general act of The Shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink), with one key factor added. One must enact The Shocker in the most awkward and inappropriate way, giving no notice to the recipient whatsoever.
The Bickler is when one boldly goes where few have gone before... in style.
To commit The Bickler, one must follow the general act of The Shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink), with one key factor added. One must enact The Shocker in the most awkward and inappropriate way, giving no notice to the recipient whatsoever.
Guy 1: "Dude, why did that girl run out of your room screaming last night?"
Guy 2: "I tried The Bickler and..."
Guy 1: "Say no more.
Guy 2: "I tried The Bickler and..."
Guy 1: "Say no more.
by Neoterist March 20, 2012
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