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Billy Mays 

A man who's cultural impact was not realized until he passed away. Possibly the only man in the world who could pump himself up about useless products that he probably didn't even use.

The first man on Earth to ever speak IN ALL CAPS.

R.I.P.
"LOOK AT THIS SHIT OVER HERE....IT CLEANS YOUR LAUNDRY, MOWS YOUR LAWN, AND YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH IT! WOW!"
-Billy Mays
Billy Mays by Stinky J June 28, 2009

Billy Mays 

A man with an enthusiastic voice, and a beard that nearly rivals that of Chuck Norris. He could advertise any object and make it seem amazing, no matter how useless it is.
Guy A: Dude, check out what I bought.

Guy B: What is it?

Guy A: A nickel!

Guy B: Huh??

Guy A: Yeah, Billy Mays sold it to me for a dime.

Guy B: ...
Billy Mays by Zastro June 16, 2009

Billy Mays 

A man of amazing status. who was more commonly known for his oxyclean commercial. he also advertized mighty putty, some wonder rag, and had his own show pitchmen.
Try This oxy clean!! it what made micheal jackson into what he is!! except for the deas part... -Billy Mays

This mighty putty is so strong that if you glue your dick to your belly youll never worry about morning wood again!

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS TALKING!!
Billy Mays by my hero June 29, 2009

billy martin

The term "Billy Martin" was used by Daniel Ocean in the movie Ocean's 13. It refers to baseball player Billy Martin, fired then rehired by Steinbrenner a couple times.

It means giving a second chance.
"We're gonna give Banks a Billy Martin"
billy martin by Ilia O. July 13, 2007

Billy Mays 

The best salesman in the world. There's just no denying it.
Person 1: "I thought Oxy-Clean was useless. But Billy Mays showed me the error of my ways"
Person 2: "I know! I must've bought a gallon of Mighty Putty, all thanks to Billy Mays!"

Billy Mays 

Known as "the Oxi-Clean guy", but now does other ads. Often kicked out of libraries.
Billy Mays: OXI-CLEAN!!!!!
Librarian: Get out of here! This is a library, not an auditorium!
Billy Mays by Skelwor May 13, 2009