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billy goats by Rob Lussier September 1, 2008
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Billy Goats
Billy Goats by Thepianoboy December 3, 2021
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billy goats gruff
when someone, usually a female, gets their pubic hair cut into the shape of a farmland animal, preferably a goat.
"alex told me his ex girlfriend laura got a billy goats gruff yesterday"
"dude, seriously?"
"yeah..her dad did it for her!"
"dude, seriously?"
"yeah..her dad did it for her!"
billy goats gruff by Alex Lee in plymouth January 6, 2008
slippery billy goat
When a man covers himself in "I cant believe its not butter" runs on a tile floor and rams his dick into the female. Much like a billy goat would ran its horns,
slippery billy goat by Dyl Ketz April 6, 2014
baptising a billy goat
The phrase "baptising a billy goat" is a phrase used mostly in the Southeast part of the United States. It is used to describe a useless activity that will produce no meaningful results. It is often concluded with the phrase "It's trouble for nothing."
John got caught red-handed with his bestfriend's girlfriend. Trying to convince his friend that he didn't mean anything by it was like "baptising a billy goat. It was trouble for nothing.
Or
Trying to get Dick Cheney to join the ACLU would be like baptising a billy goat. It's trouble for nothing.
Or
Trying to get Dick Cheney to join the ACLU would be like baptising a billy goat. It's trouble for nothing.
baptising a billy goat by Bubba Hussein Ledbetter May 20, 2009
Billy-goated
When a super hot chick bites the longest part of your beard/goatee and gives it a little tug and shake.
Roy: "She billy-goated me"
Brian: "She just clapped on and shocked you like a rag-doll?"
Roy: "Yeah dude, weirdest and sexiest thing ever. You need to grow yours out."
Brian: "She just clapped on and shocked you like a rag-doll?"
Roy: "Yeah dude, weirdest and sexiest thing ever. You need to grow yours out."
Billy-goated by KikiNJ September 8, 2014
two peckered billy-goat
two peckered billy-goat by dbond May 5, 2011
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