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billy goats 

Damn dude, Look at those billy goats! I just wanna suck em!
billy goats by Rob Lussier September 1, 2008
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Billy Goats 

The fanatical and extremely devoted followers of bluegrass phenom Billy Strings.
“Those Billy Goats were dancing in harmony like they were at a Dead show!”
Billy Goats by Thepianoboy December 3, 2021

billy goats gruff 

when someone, usually a female, gets their pubic hair cut into the shape of a farmland animal, preferably a goat.
"alex told me his ex girlfriend laura got a billy goats gruff yesterday"

"dude, seriously?"

"yeah..her dad did it for her!"

slippery billy goat 

When a man covers himself in "I cant believe its not butter" runs on a tile floor and rams his dick into the female. Much like a billy goat would ran its horns,
Billy S needed to go to the hospital after a rough slippery billy goat
slippery billy goat by Dyl Ketz April 6, 2014

baptising a billy goat 

The phrase "baptising a billy goat" is a phrase used mostly in the Southeast part of the United States. It is used to describe a useless activity that will produce no meaningful results. It is often concluded with the phrase "It's trouble for nothing."
John got caught red-handed with his bestfriend's girlfriend. Trying to convince his friend that he didn't mean anything by it was like "baptising a billy goat. It was trouble for nothing.
Or
Trying to get Dick Cheney to join the ACLU would be like baptising a billy goat. It's trouble for nothing.

Billy-goated

When a super hot chick bites the longest part of your beard/goatee and gives it a little tug and shake.
Roy: "She billy-goated me"
Brian: "She just clapped on and shocked you like a rag-doll?"
Roy: "Yeah dude, weirdest and sexiest thing ever. You need to grow yours out."
Billy-goated by KikiNJ September 8, 2014

two peckered billy-goat 

a very horny person
Wow look at that guy is hornier then a two peckered billy-goat.
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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