Bilgee is a nice young asian boy. He is a ladymagnet and if your boyfriend name is Bilguun you should feel lucky and happy because you've already found the man of your life.
Bilgee often has big and nice Willy.
OMG i lost my virginity to Bilguun and it hurt so much!
She's sitting up on the tank dropping off the goods, he's sitting backwards on the seat munching her beaver.
My girlfriend was so pissed that I banged her friend that she made me give her a Norwegian Bilge Pump in her friends bathroom to get back at both of us.
the bilge is the part of a ship below the floor boards of the bottom level, just above the hull... ie the darkest and most grim part of the boat. a rat is, well, a small annoying (and to some people, scary) rodent. Therefore the term "bilge rat" is a pirate insult.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.