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Dude that joke is bihed.
Bihed by Jc1104 February 17, 2018
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A pejorative term for a bisexual man who is attracted (usually primarily) to women and (usually secondarily) to young men or twinks.
Him: Yeah, I'm bisexual. I like women and twinks!
Her: Um. Bipedo much?
Bipedo by 4tranner May 2, 2022
Related Words
Bihed bired Biked Biederman bihets bhedika bipedal bixed Bhedi bhedu

i'm'bibed 

When you've imbibed too much and you're drunk.
Man: *slurring* I jus' finish'd the last whisgy and i'm'bibed
Friend: I knew it was you whomst'd've drank my scotch!

hot biedler

the act of being the son of a gorgeous broad who handles sausage like a seasoned butcher
"holy fuck Janis is a hot biedler"
hot biedler by treveye March 14, 2009
A cryptographic and fictional language where one letter is translated to another in english. Al bhed is from Final Fantasy X and Final Fantasy X-2 and also referred to as the people who speak Al Bhed, simply called "Al Bheds"
From English to Al Bhed: A = Y, B = P, C = L, D = T, E = A, F = V, G = K, H = R, I = E, J = Z, K = G, L = M, M = S, N = H, O = U, P = B, Q = X, R = N,S = C, T = D, U = I, V = J, W = F, X = Q, Y = O, Z = W
Al Bhed by gydro December 9, 2008
Al Bheds are a race of people in the Square Enix video games Final Fantasy X and Final Fantasy X-2. They are characterized by their bright green, spiraling eyes. Most often they have blonde hair. Yuna, the main character of FFX-2 is half Al Bhed, causing her to have one green eye (the other is blue). However, both of her eyes spiral. Rikku (Yuna's cousin) is full Al Bhed.
Other humans often dislike Al Bheds because of their use of machina (machines) and their open disapproval of Yevon (the main religion of the games). Al Bheds also speak thier own language, also called al bhed. It is a substitution language.. meaning one letter is substituted for another. For instance, the al bhed "a" would equal the english "e".
al bhed: "Fryd yna oui cyoehk?"

english: "What are you saying?"
al bhed by yaydietpepsi August 7, 2006

featherless biped 

A human being, as said by Plato, until Diogenes "persuaded" him into changing it to a featherless biped with broad, flat nails.
Plato said that a human was a featherless biped.
In response, Diogenes plucked a chicken and gave it to Plato, saying "Here is Plato's man!"
Plato then changed it to featherless biped with broad, flat nails
featherless biped by Mr. Some1one October 27, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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