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bajookieland
A country-continent undiscovered until content creator, Tony Zaret, brought awareness to it. It is located between North America and Europe and ruled by an empress. The empress of Bajookieland has mandated that no one other than her is allowed to drink water on Wednesdays, commonly referred to as "No Water Wednesdays." Popular foods include Bajookanese salad and grum-grum, which Bajookanese dads always burn.
Paul: Hey, want to go to Bajookieland? I heard they have really good grum grum!
Mike: No, it's Wednesday. We can't drink water if we go there today.
Mike: No, it's Wednesday. We can't drink water if we go there today.
bajookieland by monsoon69 June 23, 2022
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Bagookie • badookie • Bahookie • bajookie • bazookie • badookiedonk • Badookieflonkered • bagonkie • bagoodie • Bagoogie
Bahookie
Bahookie by George Moffat October 14, 2003
bahookie
i slipped on that ice an fell on ma bahookie.
when i got home my Dad booted me up the bahookie for being late.
when i got home my Dad booted me up the bahookie for being late.
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Balookie
Nick was such a dumb ass that he bet Chris a balookie that he could jump over a car. Idiot broke an ankle and then Chris balookieed him while he was on the ground.
Balookie by Maximus Load December 3, 2009
Badookieflonkered
Synonym for shocked or surprised, Badookieflonkered is the act of being shocked in a rather silly manner, Badookieflonkered can be used as a slur against disabled people
Badookieflonkered by EmEfDeEf December 28, 2021
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