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big wet coon 

I have a huge cock and it is big because don't wear condoms when i masturbate and it doesn't fit most sizes comfortably.
Fucking finger big wet coon anus
big wet coon by Fig boy December 4, 2017

big wet fart

You're disgusting.

I have to say big wet fart in here.
big wet fart by Macabitz July 15, 2021

Big wet bird 

When you lube up a bird and you put it up your butthole and wiggle it around it
Yo guys did you hear a kid just did a big wet bird.
Big wet bird by Bigpp_suckrr69420 February 23, 2023

Big Wet Beefcake

An over-weight, water logged, deceased man, with greenish-grey skin and black hair, famously seen in “The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It”.
Person 1: “Bro, did you see Big Wet Beefcake?”
Person 2: “Yeah, that face-plant was hilarious”
Big Wet Beefcake by ThReelTD April 18, 2026

10 wet whistles and a big one 

When something smells so horrid that you discribe it as:
Fucking aye it smells like 10 wet whistles and a big one

big wetwillie 

when a huge 8 inch or longer penis ejaculates and the penis tip is covered in cum so you cant see the actual dick, only white gooey goodness.
My foot-long always gets big wetwillies when i tug the turkey watching Ariana Grande porn.
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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