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Big Rigs Over The Road Racing 

A 2003 racing game. Arguably the worst video game of all time. It's so bad that it's actually more common for people to satirically suggest that it's an absolute masterpiece, rather than just ripping it for how absolutely awful it is.
Big Rigs Over The Road Racing is THE perfect example of why you should actually finish a game before you release it.

-It is impossible to lose, because your opponent does not move. A later release patched this issue, but it's STILL impossible to lose; even if you let the opponent win, the race still goes to you.

-Bridges are buggy as hell. When your truck drives on one, it goes UNDER the bridge before magically reappearing.

-You can drive through basically everything except for a demolished helicopter found in one of the maps. Speaking of which, there is one map that crashes the game when you try to play it.

-The infamous winning screen "YOU'RE WINNER!" has been the subject of ridicule, even after it was corrected to say "YOU WIN!"

-The truck can drive straight up hills and cliffs, and it is impossible to get it to go off the ground. It can also go infinitely fast in reverse

This game is so broken, that when AVGN reviewed it, he actually started off sarcastically praising it and pretending to enjoy himself before he suddenly switched to his normal personality and absolutely torched the game like he always does.
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Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing 

A video game released in 2003 by Stellar stone, famous for it's incredible quality and amazing physics. Reviewers like Gamespot thinks it's a horrible game, but they're just LOSER.
If you play Big Rigs, then YOU'RE WINNER.

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing is WINNER.

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing 

By far the best game in the universe. GameSpot, G4TV, and everyone else who says it sucks are LYING.

It's got brake slammin', CB talkin' action, 1000s of miles of highways and byways across America, and best of all, this game lets you win every time. YOU'RE WINNER! But watch out for the Ultimate Traffic Stopper: A Police Roadblock!
<Random person> Hey, I got a new game!
<gs68> What it is?
<Random person> Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing!
<gs68> YOU'RE WINNER!

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing 

This game is far the best game ever. It's a driving game where you basically choose a truck and a track and race. It's got unparalleled animation (it's the first game to introdue it's own breed of skybox animation), physics (only in this game can you run through walls, gotta love it), unlimited gameplay area, intelligent AI (the AI is so smart that it's confident it'll win without moving), exciting tracks, photorealistic graphics, and tons of unlockables/customization. It's definitely WINNER and beats games like Legend of Zelda, Metroid, Soulcalibur, Command and Conquer, Battlefield, Need for Speed, Forza Motorsport, Gran Turismo, Elder Scrolls, Halo (even if all these games are combined, they are still the worst ever). This game is WINNER, and so is Gamemill and Stellar Stone (the makers), Rigism (its devoted religion). Remember, STEER CLEAR OF POLICE ROADBLOCKS! READ THE WINNER FAQ!!!
YOU'RE WlNNER! MEGAONE IS WINNER! LORD STELL IS WINNER!
Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing beats all LOSERS!!!

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing 

A forgotten racing game which the whole world fell in love with.
It was released in late 2003 by Stellar Stone.
You complete races with 4 different types of very fast high powered trucks on 4½ huge unique maps while avoiding the police; or you may abandon a race for a virtually endless, surprisingly amusing free ride experience.
The game has an interesting atmosphere, and it all gives you an amazing feeling of big rig racing.
The music is of a very unique techno style.
The AI is capable of unbelievable skill.
The only thing I didn't like about the game is that they released a patch which fixed a few problems but got rid of some of the things that I feel made it so unique.
Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing is in no doubt the most ** game ever!

big rigs: over the road racing 

Okay, in all seriousness, it's should not even be called a game.
Want to rip someone off? Send them Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing as a gift.

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing 

The best video game of all time. Yeah, that's right. Better than FFVII, LOZ: OOT, anything you think of. The game was truly a masterpiece. Now, why is it such an excellently crafted work of art that should be placed in a museum? Let's analyze it. First off, the physics are incredible. The game carries a surreal, unrealistic driving style that is actually much better than games that contrast. This means that you can drive through walls, up hills, through bridges, and much more with no issue at all! The developers obviously knew that what a racing game needs in order to be great is the option of free roaming. Every map consists of unlimited space for players to drive around, even letting them go into the depths of nothingness! The music is amazing. I would like to praise the composers of this game's soundtrack, for they are one of a kind. It is varied and memorable. Did I mention it's excellent? The graphics are really well done, in fact they are so well made that they can be compared to the games of today. Another thing to mention is that the game is also educational: it distinguishes the difference between "your" and "you're," by stating "You're winner" whenever you win a race against the commendable AI. Please, if you have some spare money left, go out and buy this game. For some reason, it's really cheap, despite being so- who am I fooling with this? Big Rigs is quite possibly the worst game ever made. When Superman 64 is better, you know you've made an atrocity.
Person 1: Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing is amazing!

Person 2: Yeah, I know, right?!

Both: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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