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Verb, Noun, Bidzossed, Bidzossing.

- Verb
1. To scam and completely screw over someone with shady deals, especially in cases where domain names are involved.

- Noun
2. A greedy scumbag with no regard for the human race.

The very face of corporate corruption.

One who does everything in his power to steal from another, usually by means of trickery, deceit, and monopoly rights.

Someone driven by personal greed, and unhindered by sympathy or morals.

James Bidzos is the President, CEO and Chairman of the Board of Verisign, a company proudly screwing its .com, .net and .org customers since 1995.

Destiny chose Bidzos to be what he is. A fat, creepy, bald and short-sighted jerk who cares only about his yearly bonus and nothing about others.
Q: Why did James choose the name 'Bidzos'?
A: Because "Ripoff" had already been taken.
Bidzos by Verisigner February 14, 2020
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Someone with massive speech impediment, occassionly refered to as a Bitzos. Often works rotating roster, wearing underwear on outside of pants.
Give that man a Bitzos
Bitzos by cenz11 July 29, 2009
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Plural form of bizzo
1) (n) A girl. "My seven bizzos" -- 2 Live crew (My seven bizzos 1989).

2) (n) Someone who is bizarre.

3) YOU! Hoooooooo..
I like to be with her, and the other 7 bizzos.
Bizzos by websterians November 26, 2009
means to say bye its a mixture of bye and adios
bidios ill see you tomorrow
bidios by OCG May 12, 2007
Pronounced "Bid-hos", like the "os" in "Carlos".
Singular- "Biddo"

>The male equivalent to a "Biddie/Biddy" (a group member of slutty young female hipsters who wear the same thing aka denim short-shorts, cropped tops, canvas shoes and caked-up makeup (see proper definition))

Biddos are often in fairly large groups (sometimes with many Biddies as well), and are aged between 14-17. They all wear slim-fit shorts from General Pants, loose singlets from Glue and Vans-no they are NOT proper skateboarders. Sometimes have back-packs or baseball caps.

The group is usually seen at communal places where they can hang out for free, since they are broke and underage, such as the mall (food courts espesh) or the beach.
Indie guy: I was enjoying this festival until all those biddos showed up, now it's lame.

Indie friend: yeah, those try-hards piss me off, they have no individuality at all.
Biddos by GBOZ April 5, 2012
A word that best befits the deep echoing sound when a particularly large ejection of human excrement hits the surface of the water in a standard toilet bowl.

More prominent in those who lack regularity.
…it had been days but finally, just one big push and… ‘Bidoosh’! I was, once again, empty - suffice as to say, the relief was immeasurable.
bidoosh by ArtisticAutistic August 2, 2021

Bidzo’s Mona 

“Politicians” who are paid money (from citizens salary) to lead country into pro Russian direction and are slaves of one disgusting oligarch. There are 84 of them - Irakli Kobakhidze, Mamuka Mdinaradze, Irakli Gharibashvili, Okhanashvili, Nino Tsilosani, Rima Beridze and so on…
Ra Klea, es Bidzo’s mona
Bidzo’s Mona by Lllllch May 14, 2024
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