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Bidenesque 

Bidenesque - An incredibly stupid statement. Bidenesque takes its name from Vice President Joe Biden who continually makes incredibly stupid statements.

For example, "Look, John's last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs." --Joe Biden

Or, "When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened." –Joe Biden, apparently unaware that FDR wasn't president when the stock market crashed in 1929 and that only experimental TV sets were in use at that time
Candidate Obama's statement that "I've now been in 57 states; I think one left to go." is Bidenesque.
Bidenesque by Duke LaCroix October 13, 2020
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Bidenesque 

Bad leadership and incompetence on a very wide scale that makes no sense for the task at hand or is totally unrelated to the end goals.
These dystopian liberals at (insert company name here) have the most bidenesque style leadership I have ever seen.
Bidenesque by R. Keith September 30, 2021

birdenesque 

Characterized by a singular stupidity or lack of logic. Bird-brained.
Carolyn beliefs in socialism are truly birdenesque.
birdenesque by Iblisatan January 23, 2007

Bidenese 

A very strange language that consists mainly of "um's" and "uh's." When a speaker of Bidenese does say anything else, it's usually just incorrect information or words mixed up with each other, often times a normal sentence in Bidenese will contain numbers that don't actually exist, or mispronounced words or words that don't actually exist. It also contains many transitional phrases, such as "here's the deal" and "think about it", but without actually saying anything before or after.
Guy1: Uh uh, uh um uh, the rapidly rising um, uh um, uh um I don't know, look, let me be plerflectly queer, I think that um, um uh, I mean, since covid, just since the outbreak, it has taken over 100 years, or wait, I mean 2,000 billion million dollars, or uh, 5646 million billion, or uh, 5 thousand 4 hundred 52 dollars, I I mean 54 thousand 5 hundred and 20 dollars, 545 thousand hundred dollars, but think about it, that's the same thing I told Raprock, I told him that badacathcare is a right, so please help me, I need your help, I'm coming directly to you for ask a big favor.
Guy2: I don't understand you I don't speak Bidenese!
Bidenese by Icy Wyte July 5, 2022

Bidenese 

A very strange language that consists mainly of "um's" and "uh's." When a speaker of Bidenese does say anything else, it's usually just incorrect information or words mixed up with each other, often times a normal sentence in Bidenese will contain numbers that don't actually exist, or mispronounced words or words that don't actually exist. It also contains many transitional phrases, such as "here's the deal" and "think about it", but without actually saying anything before or after.
Guy1: Uh uh, uh um uh, the rapidly rising um, uh um, uh um I don't know, look, let me be plerflectly queer, I think that um, um uh, I mean, since covid, just since the outbreak, it has taken over 100 years, or wait, I mean 2,000 billion million dollars, or uh, 5646 million billion, or uh, 5 thousand 4 hundred 52 dollars, I I mean 54 thousand 5 hundred and 20 dollars, 545 thousand hundred dollars, but think about it, that's the same thing I told Raprock, I told him that badacathcare is a right, so please help me, I need your help, I'm coming directly to you for ask a big favor.
Guy2: I don't understand you I don't speak Bidenese, and I don't speak retard either!
Bidenese by Icy Wyte July 20, 2022

Bidenese 

Comments delivered by American politician Joe Biden that make little sense and are usually inaccurate or make no sense.
It’s Bidenese that 200 million people have died from COVID

It’s Bidenese to include the wordsfor real” in the pledge of allegiance.
Bidenese by No double standards September 22, 2020