A very strange language that consists mainly of "
um's" and "uh's." When a speaker of Bidenese does say anything else, it's usually just incorrect information or words mixed up with each other, often times a
normal sentence in Bidenese will contain numbers that
don't actually exist, or mispronounced words or words that
don't actually exist. It also contains many transitional phrases, such as "here's the deal" and "think about it", but without actually saying anything before or after.
Guy1: Uh uh, uh um uh, the rapidly rising um, uh um, uh um I
don't know, look, let me be plerflectly queer, I think that um, um uh, I
mean, since covid, just since the outbreak, it has taken over 100 years, or wait, I
mean 2,000 billion million dollars, or uh, 5646 million billion, or uh, 5 thousand 4 hundred
52 dollars, I I mean 54 thousand 5 hundred and 20 dollars, 545 thousand hundred dollars, but think about it, that's the same thing I told Raprock, I told him that badacathcare is a right, so please help me, I need your help, I'm coming directly to you for ask a big favor.
Guy2: I
don't understand you I
don't speak Bidenese!
