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Ay caramba donde esta la biblioteca 

You were no match for my 3 years of spanish
Tommyinnit: I just enabled my hacks
Technoblade: AY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA

AY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA 

"He was not match for my two years of Spanish in middle school."
Tommy: Oh, my autosprint was off.
Technoblade: AY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA!

biblioteca

Donde esta la biblioteca, me llamo T-Bone la arana discoteca
Discoteca, muneca, la biblioteca, es en bigote grande, perro monteca
Monteca, bigote, gigante, pequeno, cabeza es nieve, cervesa es bueno
Buenos dias, me gusta papas frias, el bigote de la cabra es Cameron Diaz!

Donde está la biblioteca 

I did take 8th grade Spanish so, donde está la biblioteca?

Which literally translates to, I don't bargain pumpkin fucker.

Bibliotechno 

noun:
Stemming from the Greek word "biblos" meaning book and the style of electronic dance music "techno."

A dance club and fully functioning library in which patrons are encouraged to bring books, browse the current collection of books/periodicals or simply dance the night away.

The term was originally coined in Robledillo, a small town in Spain, by Conquistador Hastio Perros III, a former librarian turned DJ circa 1989.
Jarvis: Hey babe. Let's go out and rage the club tonight.

Lolita: Hmm I dunno, boo. I was feelin' like curling up with a good book. Maybe we could read to eachother...?

Dermot: Hey guys! Don't mean to interrupt! Why don't you go to that new bibliotechno down the street?!?

Jarvis: Bro. Why are you eavesdropping on our conversation right now?

biblothecaf 

it is a library but it is only books that create black holes when you read them on the toilet when your doing a monster shit that breaks the entire continent in half like your dads bald egg head and there in arabic
sam: yoooooo bro i tried that new biblothecaf thing last night on the toilet..
extra terrestrial: ohhhh thats why the continent of europe split like your dads bald head , geez he looks like an egg