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thumping the bible
Yet another way to say masterbating.
The nun caught me thumping the bible and then she "paddled" me.
by NickD July 14, 2006
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Sep 9 Word of the Day
sleep
the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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