Neither 100% of this race nor 100% of that race. Basically the cause of much confusion when filling out application forms that require one to check a singlebox about their racial makeup.
A biracial (or multiracial) checkbox should be added to every application form - because this is the real world and very few people are 100% of any particular race (unless they inbreed - yuck!)
A male/female who has a hot profile picture on facebook, but when you click on their photo's they don't look anything like their profile picture. They are ugly now and in real life.
Berg: "Hey guys get in here and check out this hot girl"
Friend 1: "She is smoking hot, click on her pic's."
Friend 2: "Oh dang dude she is ugly and looks nothing like her profile pic"
The same as Bobby but scary and powerful because unlike his normally white counterpart, he can say the n word Bobby Is made in racially mixed households.
*his power multiplies if hes wearing black air force 1's*
Sharkeisha: I fear no man. But that thing... it scares me.
Jesus H. Christ Himself: Bobby Biracial is nothing to play with. Especially in them forces!!!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!