Bhroncial 

A man possessing a 3% body fat percentage or under.

Help me rip this phone book real quick , Bhroncial.

Bhroncial by ronaldowaldo8.5 October 19, 2009

Brondialicious 

That ecstatic feeling after seeing you got a passing grade on a very difficult academic subject.

The term is derived from law professor Henedino Brondial of the Philippines, known for his being terror in the class and flunking more than half of a single class.

Wow! So Brondialicious! I just passed my Transportation Law!!

Brondialicious by atty.jose April 6, 2013

brocialism

Brocialism is a brocial and broconomic system characterized by brocial ownership of the means of broduction and co-operative management of the broconomy as well as a brolitical theory and movement that aims at the establishment of such a system. "Brocial ownership" may refer to cooperative enterprises (ragers, keggers, hospital visits, etc), common ownership (brotein powder, pizza, weights), or any combinajtion of these. There are many varieties of brocialism and there is no single definition encapsulating the boundlessness nature of brociety.

"Bill Clinton's economic policies are capitalistic, but his Oval Office policy with brunettes define brocialism."

brocialism by APB&KC February 20, 2014

brocialism

Brocialism is the political, social, and economic ideology of those who claim to have Socialist or Communist leanings, but whose behaviour or beliefs are hypocritically sexist. A brocialist will probably even claim to be a feminist, and actively supportive of women's equality, sometimes in the same moment that they treat women like dirt. Brocialist party meetings often consist of nine guys explaining Trotsky to each other while two women sit silent and forgotten in the corner.

She couldn't believe the level of brocialism present at her branch meeting. It was basically just a frat party with assigned readings.

brocialism by JohnMoreDread December 26, 2015

brocialize

(verb)
The act of socializing with the bros by one who is a bro.

"Brian kept saying all this fucked up shit last night in front of everyone. I think he needs some more practice brocializing."

"If those dudes brocialize any more, I think they might brocreate tonight."

brocialize by Portlyone October 28, 2009

brocial studies 

the study of the history of bros, including biographies of famous bros, major events during their rising, and any other relevant information.

"Bro, i wish this college offered a course in Brocial Studies."

brocial studies by ali mac April 19, 2010

Brocial Security

The safety net of having your bros out with you at a club, bar, or youth group meeting. A male receives Brocial Security benefits when he has a clutch wingman, is backed up by a friend in a verbal or physical altercation, or when another male friend buys you an alcoholic beverage because you are broke.

Providing for the security of elderly bros by paying your payroll taxes faithfully and voting Democrat to support Social Security. We are our Bro's and sisters' keepers.

After that guy swung at me, I was glad I had my Brocial Security.

Hey, I hooked up with that girl from the bar last night, the Brocial Security you gave me finally got her away from her friends.

This girl wants me to buy her a drink, but I am out of cash, can you give me some Brocial Security so I can get her something?

Brocial Security by beachesbeersbitchesbongs December 4, 2009