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beerability

The phenomenon of alcohol influence on performance ability when playing skill involved drinking games.
Beerability includes the "sweet spot" or perfect level of drunkness . Not drunk = poor play. "Sweet spot" = awesome play. Too drunk = abysmal play.
beerability by $T$ May 15, 2009

beerability

not associated with or to be confused with drinkability, this is: one's availability and/or ability to consume beer.
dude - hey man, what's your beerability this evening.

man - aw dude i can't, i have to study for this exam.

bro - holy shit, that chick's drank 11 beers and she's still going... she's got some serious beerability!
beerability by fatty richard May 14, 2009

bonerability 

The unwritten scale on how likely some one is to get boned. More commonly used towards women.
Guy 1: "What do you think her bonerability is?"

Guy 2: "I give her an 8."
bonerability by Haseo14 March 21, 2011

bonerability 

(adj) - a measuring tool used to describe how likely a woman is to give a man a boner
Amanda had a 5% bonerability. Sandra on the other hand, was rocking 75% bonerability.
bonerability by Dr. ^.^ June 12, 2010

Beveragability

The ability to be able to provide beverages to you and your friends on an occasion of most likely marijuana smoking.
Man 1: Hey dude, do you think you could bring some beverages with you.

Man 2: No man, i don't have any beverages left.

Man 1: Aweee dude, you don't have beveragability

Bonerability 

A situation in which you're extremely vulnerable to an erection.

Derived from vulnerability
She wanted to sit on my lap but I couldn't risk that bonerability.
Bonerability by Max_psq January 12, 2017
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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