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A skinny long haired male often mistaken for a lesbian

Always juicy and can be found half naked out the front of mac Donald's or Kmart trying to tick drugs
I bought a bot off that benchy the other day cunt is FUCKED
Benchy by Frankmillsenburg February 25, 2017
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A word only used by charlatan professors and their adopted chimpanzee apprentices. As slang, the word is mis-used commonly to describe benches, as said apprentices (although, more particularly Luke Triton) have no imagination at all.
"Yep, that's a bench. Sure is... benchy."- Luke Triton

"LUKE TRITON! YOU BENCHY LITTLE TWAT."- Don Paolo
benchy by Don Paolo December 10, 2011
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Person 1: Wow, I love Janet's hair today
Person 2: And her outfit! It's so benchy
benchy by maskkim July 27, 2023
Bent on the mind and ugly
Oh man Thompson is so Benchy with her.
Benchy by Snakeshotgun September 8, 2016

Benchy Boy 

Nickname to Johnny "The Bench" Automatic.
I'm just a Benchy Boy, just like Johnny Automatic!
Benchy Boy by Captain Asia July 31, 2022

Deep Bench

When someone has enough manpower to replace people who drop out.

xpt.de
"So we continue without Del?"
"Trust me, our boss has a very deep bench."
Deep Bench by xpt.de June 25, 2021

Bench trio 

3 chaotic minors of DSMP that got traumatized by a Green Teletubby

Tommy
Tubbo
&
Ranboo
"Have you heard of the Bench trio?"

"Awe I love the bench trio"
Bench trio by HosuhKoshi May 7, 2021
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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