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betwinkled 

A slang word that can be substituted for any cuss word or slur.
Student 1: Did you pass the test?
Student 2: No, our teacher really betwinkled the study guide.
Student 1: Language!
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Beswined 

Adj. The condition of being infected and layed-low by the Swine Flu (H1N1 Virus)
I stayed home and missed my exam because I was beswined.
Beswined by commisaro November 26, 2009

betwixted 

first featured in the publication of great expectations, betwixted it thought to be a verb for "the action one does before eating a Twix", which is contrary to many beliefs. Betwixted is not only a word though, it has paved the way for many great figures in history. Thoman Jefferson Betwixed the Declration of Independace, the very law of our country. Ghadi betwixed his peave movements, and judging from his size, one must know buddah betwixed everytime he fucking did anything!!!
Not only is Betwixted an important thing in history, but it';s also methamophisized into the relgion Betwixtedism. Today Mars chocolate company's CEO is also the cardinal of this fast-growing relgion. Today people are buying cases of Twix's so they can sacrifice there actions to the better of thier god.
Molly:Im going to betwixted
Sam:yay!
betwixted by CuriousGeorge December 19, 2005

Betwinxed 

When you see some really, large breasts that you would like to put your penis in between. Doing so also resembles, a TWIX bar.
I put my penis in betwinxed her very large breasts, and admired it from afar... thinking of all the different food items it resembles.
Betwinxed by Legendary Slooch February 14, 2012

betwinkered 

horn swaggles; flabbergasted; to be of great confusion
he was left betwinkered
betwinkered by ishmama November 13, 2021
in a sticky situation!
When you get a message from someone that always gets your ass in trouble. And go anyway is called Betwixled!
Betwixled by paradoxialimag4thts November 15, 2009
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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