Betrend 

To befriend, with the intent to betray

Yo Mike. You totally betrended Jim by cheating on him

Betrend by YeYeMan October 26, 2018

Penn State Behrend 

Located in north-western Pennsylvania, this branch campus offers a variety of majors/minors to a generally unmotivated student body.

The school receives an annual snow fall of 30 to 40 feet which begins approximately 45 minutes after the blistering heat ends in August. The focal point of the campus is the amazing physics phenomena which requires students to walk uphill to and from class.

Around 65% of the students are 5th year seniors thanks to the grand engineering scheduling structure. On a more positive note, the school offers a male to female ratio of about 6 to 1 which is more balanced than years past. However, with this increase in female population comes a steep rise in bitch.

The food options for Behrend are limited to dobbins (home of the dobbins dash), Bruno's, and the always lovely Hungry Howie's. Without the latter, the entire student body would certainly starve to death or resort to cannibalism.

Overall, Penn State Behrend is absolutely the greatest school anyone could ever go to because amazing crazy things always happen (pop secret). If you can tunnel through the snow and bull shit, its not all that bad of a place to live.

Penn State Behrend was the only school I applied to, but unfortunately i got in.

Penn State Behrend by NDKalltheway November 6, 2009

Bettendorf Middle School

A very toxic place which is full of stuck up and rude people. A lot of the girls play volleyball and think that there opinions matter more than everyone else. The boys there are decent but a lot of them had bad personalities but there is room for potential. Also, you have around 3% of people that arnt all that bad. Overall, school isn’t horrible just some of the people there are a bit strange. Also, some kids like to wear cat ears and they hit each other, but we don’t judge.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about that girl from Bettendorf Middle School who ate cat.
Person 2: Not suprised.

Bettendorf Middle School by Iamacutiewithabooty November 23, 2018

the Behrend Ratio 

of or pertaining to, an obscenely disproportional ratio of dicks to bitches.

"Dude, lets go to that party at UGates!"

"Nah man, they'll be rocking the Behrend Ratio."

"Fuck."

the Behrend Ratio by bored@psuerie January 24, 2010

berends 

Only legends have ‘Berends’ as their last name

You know Cole Berends? I heard he’s a legend.

berends by Dadmom May 27, 2020

bettendorf middle school

40% rich whites, 18% black, 2% rich blacks, 30% white trash/others that try to act bhad, 10% asians. some go to church, others vape and some suck dick on the daily. most dont wear deoderant.

"bro last night this bitch at the fb from bettendorf middle school asked to take a pic. she smelled like assss. ofc i still had to get that good slop top but she said she couldnt stay the night cuz she had church the next day."

bettendorf middle school by dissabignut4urbut September 12, 2018

berend

usually used a name for pimps, gangsters, and really hot guys.

dude that dude is a berend

berend by jerry olson May 9, 2008