Bestin 

Simply put, "The Best". There is no word in the english dictionary that gives ample credit to define how great Bestin is. On a scale of 1-10, Bestin would be, by definition, off the charts.

I think i'll donate all my money to charity and become rich all over again; just trying to be like Bestin

Bestin by Calicooper March 24, 2011

bestin 

doing too much, being extra

“he bestin bruh i can’t with him right now”

bestin by tortiaaaaa September 15, 2020

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer  

A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.

Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.

After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer by Louisiana Gold December 21, 2008

seasons' beatings

These are domestic fights that occur when friends, relatives and alcohol all mix on holidays!

Dispatch to all units in the area of 5th and Lafferty we have a large domestic fight reported, seasons' beatings!

seasons' beatings by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020

besti 

online bestfriend

kaynen is my besti (online bestfriend)

besti by anonymouscool August 11, 2020

beating army

A common colloquialism for "jerking off" at the US Naval Academy. Perhaps the most popular pastime among male midshipmen, due to a natural aversion towards dark siding, a general lack of attractive young women, and the ever present fear of being SAPR'd. Not to be confused with the female equivalent, "plebing your cover", which is a play on the term for the way freshmen (plebes) carry their covers (hats) by spreading their hand on the inside and carrying by their side.

I caught my roommate beating army last night. I'm not comfortable in the room anymore.

beating army by Chesty J December 1, 2014

Straight up beasting 

Utter dominance.

Did you see Kobe drop 35 last night? He was straight up beasting.

Straight up beasting by El Presador March 1, 2011