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Bertouch 

Single guys' house, used in Moroccan Arabic.
Jebti titiza lbertouch a m3allem
Bertouch by Titi et Fatou May 17, 2020
A cross between your typical, run-of-the-mill Douche Bag and a "Bro." This is generally a guy who thinks he is Joe Cool himself. He is so far up his own ass that he can taste brain. Said guy usually pops his collar and wears Oakley sunglasses on the back of his head. Attends parties so he can yell random 'party' words.
Guy - "Chad ruined the whole fuckin' party because he thinks screaming and yelling "PARTY!" every 5 seconds makes it a 'good time.'"
Girl - "I know. My friend had sex with him when she was drunk last week. She said he wore his hat backwards the whole time and kept asking her if she had seen '2 Cups 1 Girl.'"
Guy and Girl - "What a Brouche."
Brouche by mrbrightside1138 November 10, 2007
When a person who is a brat becomes grouchy.
Troy you're being such a brouch, just order your food already.
Brouch by Glenuisky May 25, 2010

brouche bag 

A "brouche bag" is a bro who is a douche bag.
Paul: How come every weekend the Taco Bell parking lot is filled with trucks, underage girls, and guys all wearing Affliction shirts, True Religion jeans, and eccos?
Frank: They're "brouche bags" Paul...
brouche bag by Alaskorean September 12, 2013
This is what happens when your bro is being a douche. He becomes a "brouche."
Bro 1: "Dude, you just flipped the fucking pong table over! Stop being a brouche!"

Bro 2: "Sorry bro"
Brouche by BoulderBro July 9, 2011

brouche bag (a.k.a., b bag)

Yeah, that guy's a total b bag (i.e., brouche bag (a.k.a., b bag)).