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The act of performing spiritual rituals to the Gods in order to get snow days.
Person I: I want a four day weekend, perform some bartosis.
Person II: K.
Bartosis by Logan Serman February 15, 2007
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Tossing someone off in a bar. This usually involves polish people and a lot of body odour.
*in polish* hey...did you enjoy your bartoss last night

Yeah but she smelt like a fat guy.
Bartoss by Itschloe May 29, 2018
Related Words

Barbosis 

a descriptor for anything that you overindulge in and gives you at least a twinge of horniness
just got some barbosis head

just copped some barbosis bud
Barbosis by barbosisbitch April 8, 2022

Baetosis 

Yo that guy is so cool; must be Baetosis.
Baetosis by ToszPacc November 4, 2022

Bertosis 

Bertosis is a medical condition that causes a person to smell as if they ate ass first thing in the morning for a month and never brushed their teeth.
Man, did you smell that girl she straight up has Bertosis
Bertosis by Wolgang_Fuk January 11, 2019

Bartopiss 

You forgot the name of Barbatos.
Blessings from the anemo archon barcibato, wait. Or was it Bartopiss??
Bartopiss by Yamoniaa/D1SORT3D_ October 5, 2021

bartoise 

Retard driver at sunspace, also the realist nigga i know. crodi up bart.
BARTOISE is at the door
DAMN LET THAT NIGGA IN!!!!!!
bartoise by BARTOISEBART September 12, 2023
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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