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The act of performing spiritual rituals to the Gods in order to get snow days.

Person I: I want a four day weekend, perform some bartosis.
Person II: K.

Bartosis by Logan Serman February 15, 2007

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Bartoss

Tossing someone off in a bar. This usually involves polish people and a lot of body odour.

*in polish* hey...did you enjoy your bartoss last night

Yeah but she smelt like a fat guy.

Bartoss by Itschloe May 29, 2018

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Barbosis

a descriptor for anything that you overindulge in and gives you at least a twinge of horniness

just got some barbosis head

just copped some barbosis bud

Barbosis by barbosisbitch April 8, 2022

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Baetosis

Top Class Individual.

Yo that guy is so cool; must be Baetosis.

Baetosis by ToszPacc November 4, 2022

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Bertosis

Bertosis is a medical condition that causes a person to smell as if they ate ass first thing in the morning for a month and never brushed their teeth.

Man, did you smell that girl she straight up has Bertosis

Bertosis by Wolgang_Fuk January 11, 2019

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Bartopiss

You forgot the name of Barbatos.

Blessings from the anemo archon barcibato, wait. Or was it Bartopiss??

Bartopiss by Yamoniaa/D1SORT3D_ October 5, 2021

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bartoise

Retard driver at sunspace, also the realist nigga i know. crodi up bart.

BARTOISE is at the door
DAMN LET THAT NIGGA IN!!!!!!

bartoise by BARTOISEBART September 12, 2023

funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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