Bedtosis

When you wake up and your bed is so comfortable you don't want to get out.

Where's Jhon?
He had bedtosis so he will be late.

Bedtosis by Yalemans April 11, 2020

Bertosis 

Bertosis is a medical condition that causes a person to smell as if they ate ass first thing in the morning for a month and never brushed their teeth.

Man, did you smell that girl she straight up has Bertosis

Bertosis by Wolgang_Fuk January 11, 2019