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A loud squeaky fart is a bumsqueal also can be used as an insult
You're a bumsqueal
Bumsqueal by Bumsqueal March 28, 2009

BenSqueak 

BenSqueak is a squeaky rat and likes to get rejected
BenSqueak is a good word
BenSqueak by 123pablo May 29, 2019

Besqueat 

To be in the act of squatting above an object or person.
Besqueat is the verb, besquat the past tense and of course on a wider scale you would say besqueation. For example; There shall be a great besqueation on this day.
Kelbert awoke in the night, unawares... Only to find that I was besqueat him, with my nuts on his forehead.
Besqueat by The Crabman August 11, 2014

bersquillionpajillion

A lot. Well more than 4 anyhow.
(usuall semi-infantile)
..and then he burped a bersquillionpajillion times!!!
bersquillionpajillion by louis October 18, 2001

Berseal Speak Griffin 

The Most Powerful Motivational Speaker Ever Touched The Earth! True Child Of God Strength of 10 Lions! No wonder She's A multi Billionaire She's One Of Kind!
BERSEAL SPEAK GRIFFIN IS THE GREATEST EVER LIVED!
Berseal Speak Griffin by Berseal November 24, 2021

BEDSQUELCH (bed squelch, bed-squelch) 

BEDSQUELCH. 1. (n). The noise emitted when the recipient of a golden shower attempts to rise from the puddle created by the weight they exert on the mattress.

2. (n). A person who sits on a mattress and is then subsequently urinated on. (pl. bedsquelchers).

3. (v). The act of urinating on a person who is sitting on a mattress.(bedsquelched, bedsqueching) (adj. bedsquelchy).
Bedsquelch (bed squelch, bed-squelch)

"Dope BEDSQUELCH bro!"

"Don't go near that sleeping bag, it hasn't been washed since the BEDSQUELCHING"

"Awesome event dude, those BEDSQUELCHERS sure had some fun!"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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