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bernstein 

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last name of an OBVIOUSLY jewish person. usually friendly and likes to play tennis.
ellie: hey did you see bernstein over there?

elena: oh yeah.. she's jewish right?

ellie: is that even a real question?
bernstein by ESam November 15, 2013

Bernstein Advantage

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The situation in which a person's family is ugly. Named for the mongoloid tyrannosaurus family that appears in the TV commercials for the Sam Bernstein law firm in Detroit; the law firm uses "The Bernstein Advantage" as their tag line.
1. Damn, that girl is ugly. I can't even look her in the face.
2. Yeah, her mom and dad are ugly too. They got the Bernstein Advantage.
Bernstein Advantage by Big Swami January 25, 2015

Bernstein Shufffle

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Derogatory term, usually applied to a lonely man, but could also be used to refer to a . 1. A man who engages in anal sex.with many dirty men. 2. A Man who swallows after oral sex from an older mans piece.
Look at Lee over there, he's doing the Bernstein Shufffle with that old man again.!! He needs help, he cant stop on his own

Leonard Bernstein 

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The only two lyrics that EVERYONE knows from the song "It's The End of the World As We Know It" by REM.
"The other night I dreamt of knives, continental drift divide. .. *mumble* *mumble* *mumble* LEONARD BERNSTEIN!!!"

Boers and Bernstein 

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The greatest sports talk show on the radio. It is broadcast on Chicago's AM 670 or on the internet. The show features special segments such as "Who ya Crappin'", where listeners call in and call people out for saying dumb stuff, and "Friday Fung", where a topic is chosen and listeners call in to tell strories about the topic. It is on from 2PM to 6PM and is perfect for distracting you from work.

Terry Boers is a hilarious and goofy old man that makes some of the best comments about various public (and pubic) figures I have ever heard. His greatest line was after being confused about a caller's point he said, "I am all turned around like Heath Ledger." He also does outrageous promotions and sometimes you think he has had a few in the studio.

Dan Bernstein is a very smart Duke graduate who is also a pretty funny guy, but with a dryer sense of humor than Terry. He hates Barry Bonds and other raging ass hats who live in a state of denial about what really happens in the sports world.

The producer is Matt Abattacola who is "to drinking what Kenyans are to running." He prefers Captain and Cokes and is sometimes seen downtown walking around as the show is on the air. Great guy who is pretty fun to drink with.
The other day I was listening to Boers and Bernstein while drinking Alice White wine and was laughing my ass off.
Boers and Bernstein by BigSmooth13 December 14, 2007

Pull a Bernstein 

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To ask a really obvious question, or a question that can easily be answered by looking on Google.

"What does bait mean?"
"Ah man, did u just pull a Bernstein?"
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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