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berbatov 

The best football player the world has ever seen, great touch skill, great finisher and strong in the air, a Tottenham fan favorite and highest earning Tottenham player, in season 07-06 he led his team in goals (23) and assists (16), making him Tottenham player of the season, fans player of the season and being selected in the epl team of the season, he has made some great achievements in his first season in the premiership.
Tottenham supporter: ohh Berbatov just scored against arsenal
Ars*nal supporter: ffs not again
berbatov by ivan dank September 5, 2007
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Dimitar Berbatov

A sub-par, a mediocre soccer player from Bulgaria. Skills include scoring pre-made goals, a knack for scoring from an offside position, and just picking up loose balls in the box to score for his club Manchester United. Days as a starter are counted, due to the signing of new star Javier "El Chicharito" Hernandez at Old Trafford. A mystery in English football is why MANUTD signed such a bum like Berbatov
fan 1: "Did you see Man U's game yesterday?, they tied 0-0".

fan 2: "With a bum like Dimitar Berbatov up front, how do you expect us to score?, its ok, don't fret, because Chicharito Hernandez will be here soon to tear this place up"
Dimitar Berbatov by A. Garcia August 13, 2010

Berbatoving 

The act of running through/over all defenders in the pursuit of scoring a goal in a soccer match.
Person 1: Don't let that player get a breakaway.

Commentator: The striker gets loose and finds open turf ahead of him...

Person 2: Whoa, he's Berbatoving you!!!

Commentator: Goal!!!!!!!!!!
Berbatoving by Nalex1391 June 18, 2010

Berbatovian

(Adjective) Used to describe someone's performance at a task. Denotes displaying extreme laziness and antipathy towards a task despite displaying obvious skill, flair and talent for it.

Usually provokes annoyance among others.

In honour of Dimitar Berbatov's performances for Manchester United.
"He's such an annoying Berbatovian cock. He never even tries and he gets more birds than I could dream of."
Berbatovian by djr1987 October 23, 2011

Berbatory 

A spot for eating unhealthy food
After I locked myself in a room for two days, I had to visit the nearest berbatory to satisfy my hunger.
Berbatory by TheBerbFan August 3, 2011
German Apex streamer typically seen playing BR Ranked. Usually Diamond 4 Hardstuck. Thinks he's good. Let's everybody think he's good.

Known for bad plays and flaming randoms on stream. Too scared to open mic ingame though.

Has a cultish type of fan base.

Queues with Preds end off Season and suddenly hits Masters.

If you get him in Solo Queue, just jump off the map honestly.
"That guy didn't hit a single bullet on me haha... oh wait it was Berbatow. Lol."
berbatow by amonaholic December 7, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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