Benzine 

When someone says something so true you just have to hit them with the benzines.

Synonym for “PERIODT.”

Person 1: “He was a man of very words but not a man of his word”
Person 2: “BENZINEZZZ”

Benzine by garrygogetter October 9, 2025

Benzine Spliff 

A general wasteman who has the piss taken constantly, constantly high or making grime music. Often reffered to as the King of Grime, or by his DJ name; Optimus Grime. Often tries to scrape in with higher socialy ranked individuals.

Louis: Haroon, you smokin' weed now?
Haroon: Yeah blud.
Louis: You're such a Benzine Spliff.

(Ben walks past)
Everyone: BENNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Benzine Spliff by VitaminK June 16, 2010

Craig Benzine 

Craig Benzine is a video content creator who is also known as Wheezy Waiter.

He has a widely popular YouTube channel and a blog called Wheezy Waiter. He has been creating Wheezy Waiter videos since June 2007. Now tens of thousands of people are subscribed to him and watch his videos daily.

Craig has created vocabulary in his videos that has gone on to be widely used on the internet, such as doobly-doo and noodle boiler, defined on UD, and is also known for repeated themes and catch-phrases he uses in his videos (see Wheezy Waiter definition for more information).

Craig has a beard, which has become the trademark for Wheezy Waiter. Wheezy Waiter viewers are called beardlovers.

Craig is also part of the popular and acclaimed indie rock band Driftless Pony Club, based in Chicago.

In addition to creating his Wheezy Waiter videos, Craig has lots of other experience in film and television production. He graduated with a Communication Arts: Radio, Television, Film degree from University of Wisconsin - Madison. He works as a Video Specialist for a web development company. He has starred in other films and web series besides Wheezy Waiter, including the film Ozark Cousins, the web series Fucked in Space! and Platoon of Power Squadron, and many short films produced by Harmony Joyride Productions. In addition to his work in front of the camera, Craig edited the Ozark Cousins film and was part of the rock band that created the music for the silent urban western.

Craig Benzine has a beard.

Who is Craig Benzine? Wheezy Waiter.

Craig Benzine by martha_s February 7, 2010

benzing 

When three men of likely homosexual nature (but not always) form a circle and touch the tips of their penises together resembling the shape of the Mercedes Benz logo.

I heard Jaidyen, Skylar and Tanner were benzing all night long in an attempt to summon Captain Planet.

benzing by Franz-vanderbeek April 23, 2019

Benzin 

1; German for 'Petrol', which is the British term for gasoline.

2; One of the singles from Rammstein`s 'Rosenrot' album.

1; "I need to get some petrol in my car or I`ll break down somewhere."

2; "Did you hear the new song 'Benzin' yet?"

Benzin by RichardFanx3 October 1, 2005

Benkinersophobia 

Fear of not receiving a letter from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry on one's eleventh birthday.

A study recently showed that many children believe in the magical world of Harry Potter created by J.K. Rowling and are, in fact, fearful of it not existing. This fear often manifests itself in the form of an act described in the book which would be the first contact with the magical world in question - receiving a letter from Hogwarts. The build up to the eleventh birthday can be a time of anxiety for children suffering from this phobia.

-'Have you noticed James acting oddly recently?'
-'Yes, I think he may be suffering from Benkinersophobia.'

Benkinersophobia by Drew Turanchar April 27, 2006

benzie box 

Pronunciation: (ben'zē), key Trademark.

a brand of anti-theft system for car radios that allows the radio to be removed easily from the car by the driver.
Random House Unabridged Dictionary, Copyright © 1997, by Random House, Inc., on Infoplease.

(This has nothing to do with Mercedes Benz and can be installed in most automobiles.)

"Feel the full effect off cassete in your benzie box" - MF DOOM

benzie box by mfboo July 21, 2016