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bedtexting 

Texting in bed. Though it is generally thought to be sensual or erotic in some way, this is not the case (see bedsexting).
Brett: Hey Karen, bedtexting tonight?
Karen: What?
Brett: ...bedtexting? ;)
Karen: no.
bedtexting by Shanty Dog Two January 13, 2010
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Bentellect 

Bentellect is a tiktoker who’s comments are filled with things like ‘this is not a joke benny boy 😈’.
Bentellect I’m inside your walls benny boy 😈
Bentellect by glossy..x..peach August 23, 2021
A contraction of 'Banter Vortex' - this would be created when an individual said something particularly un-funny in an otherwise banterous situation, thus sucking in all the banter. To be avoided at all costs.

It can also be used to describe said individual.

See Also:
Negative Banter
Banter Machine
bantex by TourC*nt May 9, 2005

bentensteiven 

This word is simply a substitute for smoking weed, to burn or to sesh. The word bent is pritty self explanitory and the steiven was added for smokers to use it as a code name, so pople do not know what your tlaking about, when used in public.
"Lets go betensteiven"
"Dude the bentensteiven last night was awosome!"
bentensteiven by Fransweasy November 26, 2005
Bente is a beautifull but bented woman, often redheaded and hotheaded. A Bente is the center of attention and she is a magnet to all men and women of resonable wit. Her humor is spiced with sexual undertones and a Bente often uses her own experience in her humoristic storytelling.

But be aware, calling your child Bente might result in a child of great temper though beauty will follow the temper hand in hand.
Oh my god, that was a good bente.
Bente by milf and honey September 29, 2010

bensexual 

Being only attracted to the British actor Benedict Cumberpatch. He is best identified by his roles in Star Trek, August Osage Country and the BBC series Sherlock. Why is this an actual sexuality? Because he's dead sexy.
"Isn't Justin bieber so cute??"
"Actually, no. Sorry, I'm bensexual."
"Whats that mean?"

"I'm only attracted to Benedict Cumberpatch."
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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