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bentpencil 

1. not being able to get a woody.
2. a postwhore on website forums.
Larry has a bentpencil.
bentpencil by AKSam April 7, 2006
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bentpenisitis 

A strange illness when you have a boner, your penis just bends and flops. Usually happens when you never jerk off or have beaten their meat too much.
Bro, I think I have bentpenisitis cause everytime I get a boner, my penis bends.
maxisgay has bentpenisitis
Tyler MacDonald has bentpenisitis
bentpenisitis by lebronisgoat November 2, 2018

bent penny

Aka lead piece or screamer, it's general slang we trumpet players use for that f***ing shallow mouthpiece each of us have in our cases for when we have to play anything that's high, loud, and in your face.

Or when we have to make your mom cum on the horn and/or after. Especially when her name is Penny.
My "bent penny" is a Marcinkiewicz Bobby Shew 2. Oh, say hi to your mum for me.
bent penny by AdenosinePush January 4, 2012

Bentennial 

A person under the influence of fentanyl, often spotted bent forward at the waist in an eerie, frozen posture as if studying the sidewalk. A Bentennial is defined by stillness, silence, and their uncanny ability to hold a fold for a long period of time.
Downtown was full of Bentennials today — whole blocks folded over like broken lawn chairs.
Bentennial by SmileAM September 27, 2025