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Bentennial

A person under the influence of fentanyl, often spotted bent forward at the waist in an eerie, frozen posture as if studying the sidewalk. A Bentennial is defined by stillness, silence, and their uncanny ability to hold a fold for a long period of time.

Downtown was full of Bentennials today — whole blocks folded over like broken lawn chairs.

by SmileAM September 27, 2025