bentpencil 

1. not being able to get a woody.
2. a postwhore on website forums.

Larry has a bentpencil.

bentpencil by AKSam April 7, 2006

bentpenisitis 

A strange illness when you have a boner, your penis just bends and flops. Usually happens when you never jerk off or have beaten their meat too much.

Bro, I think I have bentpenisitis cause everytime I get a boner, my penis bends.
maxisgay has bentpenisitis
Tyler MacDonald has bentpenisitis

bentpenisitis by lebronisgoat November 2, 2018