The act of finely shaping a man's facial hair to perfection. Many stylistic details are put into account including proper length, shape and other beardly attributes. Involves dangerous and expert shaving techniques to reach the ultimate level of beardliness.

"Holy Smokes Kevin! How did you achieve that finely shaped goatee?" "Oh, I thought that I would beardcraft today. It took some time, but my beard is finely molded into a facial hair sculpture of perfection."

"Much like many kids that waste their time building incredible structures playing Minecraft, my beardcraft took quite a while to accomplish the finished result."

beardcraft by Swervyswerve July 22, 2011

bedcrastinate

When you wake up early enough to do something, but stay in bed and pretend to be asleep in order avoid doing so.

Using a bed to procrastinate

Guy 1: "Man, I woke up way to early this morning, it was 8:30 and I couldn't sleep!

Guy 2: "So did you finally do your homework then?"

Guy 1: "No, I bedcrastinated until 10:30 and then mum dragged me out shopping"

bedcrastinate by micky-J07 November 24, 2007

Breadcrafting

Disposing of a human into forms of yeast products

I am Breadcrafting Ian Chung

Breadcrafting by offmaniaasd iomm December 1, 2019

BencwaftYT

A 10 year-old that macros

I am a BencwaftYT

BencwaftYT by Frixza March 27, 2022

becraft

People who have this as a last name are pretty ok until they go and kick the shit out of you because you took their phone

Hey look at that becraft, more like Minecraft lol

Hey what the fuck give me back my phone

becraft by Vegeleb May 17, 2022

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026