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bencraft1 

bencraft1 is so good Minecraft
bencraft1 by bencraft1 April 5, 2021

beardcraft 

The act of finely shaping a man's facial hair to perfection. Many stylistic details are put into account including proper length, shape and other beardly attributes. Involves dangerous and expert shaving techniques to reach the ultimate level of beardliness.
"Holy Smokes Kevin! How did you achieve that finely shaped goatee?" "Oh, I thought that I would beardcraft today. It took some time, but my beard is finely molded into a facial hair sculpture of perfection."

"Much like many kids that waste their time building incredible structures playing Minecraft, my beardcraft took quite a while to accomplish the finished result."
beardcraft by Swervyswerve July 22, 2011

bedcrastinate 

When you wake up early enough to do something, but stay in bed and pretend to be asleep in order avoid doing so.

Using a bed to procrastinate
Guy 1: "Man, I woke up way to early this morning, it was 8:30 and I couldn't sleep!

Guy 2: "So did you finally do your homework then?"

Guy 1: "No, I bedcrastinated until 10:30 and then mum dragged me out shopping"
bedcrastinate by micky-J07 November 24, 2007

Breadcrafting 

Disposing of a human into forms of yeast products
I am Breadcrafting Ian Chung
Breadcrafting by offmaniaasd iomm December 1, 2019

BencwaftYT 

A 10 year-old that macros
I am a BencwaftYT
BencwaftYT by Frixza March 27, 2022
People who have this as a last name are pretty ok until they go and kick the shit out of you because you took their phone
Hey look at that becraft, more like Minecraft lol

Hey what the fuck give me back my phone
becraft by Vegeleb May 17, 2022