bedcrastinate 

When you wake up early enough to do something, but stay in bed and pretend to be asleep in order avoid doing so.

Using a bed to procrastinate

Guy 1: "Man, I woke up way to early this morning, it was 8:30 and I couldn't sleep!

Guy 2: "So did you finally do your homework then?"

Guy 1: "No, I bedcrastinated until 10:30 and then mum dragged me out shopping"

bedcrastinate by micky-J07 November 24, 2007

Brocrastinate 

The action done by a bro when putting off work.

Bro #1: Dude did you do the History Summary Brah?

Bro #2: Nah man I was chillin, watched White Castle while jerking off and playing few pong rounds.

Bro #3: You are the Brocrastinate Master

Brocrastinate by IBrock March 10, 2011

Beercrastinate 

To avoid what you are supposed to be doing (studying, homework, work, cleaning) by drinking beer.

I was going to study but saw that the mountains were blue so i decided to beercrastinate with a few cold ones.

Beercrastinate by BobbyD. February 17, 2010

Brocrastinate 

To play beer pong and/or otherwise bro out when you have homework that you should be doing.

I was going to write my essay, but then I decided to crack a couple of nattys and brocrastinate.

Brocrastinate by Dr.Potatoes September 27, 2010

brocrastinate 

(v) To put off doing something, and hanging out with your bros instead.

"Are you gonna do your math assignment? It's due tomorrow."
"Nah, imma go brocrastinate with Chad and Ryan instead."

brocrastinate by DelTa Mar February 20, 2020

baecrastinate 

the action done by your bae when putting off work.

gf: “babe do your homework, don’t baecrarastinate!” 🙄

bf: “what the hell does that mean??”

gf: “it’s when me bae be procrastinating, it’s baecrastinate”

baecrastinate by rawer xD March 9, 2020

brocrastinate 

verb; the act of hanging out with your buddies when you have a paper to write.

"i brocrastinated on my project due tomorrow, and it's worth 50% of my final grade!"
"enjoy the f..."

brocrastinate by brightbluebugthing December 24, 2023