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beardcraft 

The act of finely shaping a man's facial hair to perfection. Many stylistic details are put into account including proper length, shape and other beardly attributes. Involves dangerous and expert shaving techniques to reach the ultimate level of beardliness.
"Holy Smokes Kevin! How did you achieve that finely shaped goatee?" "Oh, I thought that I would beardcraft today. It took some time, but my beard is finely molded into a facial hair sculpture of perfection."

"Much like many kids that waste their time building incredible structures playing Minecraft, my beardcraft took quite a while to accomplish the finished result."
beardcraft by Swervyswerve July 22, 2011
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Barcraft 

Originally spawned from a post in the reddit sub-community r/starcraft (user o_Oskar) as well as a post on TeamLiquid by primadog. Barcraft is the term for the new movement of showing professional Starcraft 2 matches in bars. This phenomenon popped up in the spring of 2011 in the US, with the start of the NASL. The first barcraft event was held at Chao Bistro in Seattle. There have subsequently been barcraft events in most major US cities as well as abroad in countries such as Canada and the UK. The Starcraft 2 events that are covered are typically MLG, GSL, NASL, or IPL. With its new found popularity bar owners have also started showing other games such as Marvel vs. Capcom, League of Legends, Heros of Newerth and Dota 2.
Guy #1: Hey dude do you want to go to chao bistro this weekend for some barcraft? MLG Orlando is being shown.
Guy #2: WTF is barcraft... and MLG? You mean like Starcraft 2?
Guy #1: Yeah man, bars all across the US have been showing Starcraft 2 tournaments. It is getting really popular. There was even an article in the Wallstreet journal about it.
Guy #2: Really?!?! That's awesome. Hell yeah I'm in!
Barcraft by AresHero September 22, 2011
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Beardoration 

To lust after a beardyweirdy for no good reason other than they are sporting unusual facial hair
Paul is usually such an ugly fucker but he looked quite hot last night, I think I've got Beardoration. Hopefully he'll have a shave before I shag him
Beardoration by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Breadcrafting 

Disposing of a human into forms of yeast products
I am Breadcrafting Ian Chung
Breadcrafting by offmaniaasd iomm December 1, 2019

Bendcraft 

A cool Minecraft server
1: I'm joining bendcraft
2:ohh nice, it's a cool Minecraft server
Bendcraft by anonymous January 28, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026