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Bench boy 

A bench boy is a guy on your hook up list that you might call when you need some dick. Definitely a guy you only talk for sex.
I was talking to one of my bench boys, but he couldn’t hang out so i called my other bench boy.
Bench boy by babydevilj July 24, 2021

Park bench boys 

Men that like to have sex on park benches
Clayton is the king of the park bench boys
Park bench boys by B16T2T5hhmb November 2, 2016

benchboy 

(n) A Seal, sealion, or other semi-aquatic, beach mammal.
We drove around the coast until we saw a load of benchboys lying on the rocks.

boyfriend bench 

The bench designated for boyfriends to sit on, usually outside a fitting room, while their girlfriends shop and try-on clothes.
Mark: Dude, I hate shopping with my girlfriend.

Ron: Let me guess...she makes you go store to store and hang out on the boyfriend bench.
boyfriend bench by yay4me80 November 15, 2007

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026