A spontaneous combustion of uncertainly. Usually sparked by drinking, smoking, and a taller-than-average-height-man with an uncanny ability to persuade everyone present to participate in an assorted variety of creative nudity before the clock strikes twelve.. On most occasions, followed by a semi-philosophical explanation of the quantum theory behind all the events of the night.

Dude...I was beltsering all night and now I am dating two birds at a time in a delicate and profound way!

Beltsering by Thumbs Up, Inc. October 29, 2011

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Beatlering • Beavering • Battering Ram • Beatling • bettering • Battering the Fish • BeatLingual • brathering • Butlering • Balering

beatlingual

1. When the beat of a song speaks a universal language that audiences across the globe can understand.

2. When the beat speaks louder than words.

Armin & Hardwell's new track, "Off the Hook," is 100% beatlingual; there's no vocals, but the beat speaks to everyone.

beatlingual by vibeguy001 October 28, 2015

mexican battering ram

When one uses a frozen burrito to forcefully penetrate another in the orifice of choice with the sole intention of raising the internal temperature of the burrito to an edible level.

I was hungry so I gave her the ol' Mexican Battering Ram. Beans everywhere. Refried Creampie.

mexican battering ram by afternoondelight77 July 19, 2011

Beavering

To work diligently or to be extremely focused on the job or at a task/activity. An active extension of the term “busy as a beaver"

Greg complimented his staff for beavering on the report and having it finished by the deadline

Beavering by madtrapper January 7, 2011

Butlering

An ass grope named after the actor Gerard Butler after he was a photo was taken with his middle finger and hand was in & on Jennifer Aniston's ass.

Damn, he was Butlering her ass.

Butlering by BishopLord March 30, 2010

battering ram

the act of having an erect penis, or cock and running full tilt into a womens vagina, or pussy. if you swing the other way it can be done the same way, but in to anus, or bum hole.

fuck y'all niggaz i battering rammed that btch till her asshole bled!

battering ram by kevinbrendan May 17, 2006

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026